Huh.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I can deal with the superpowers and the supernatural and whole multiverse thing.  Honestly, not all that different from home. But cages and breeding mills?  Not my first choice.  Especially considering... hell, I don't know the Miss Manners method for dystopian birth announcements, so yeah.  About three weeks along, at least when things were more linear.

...Anyway, the nameless pregnant lady is named Selina Kyle.  Blah blah blah fictional character in this slice of reality.  Whatever.  Any other Gothamites around these here parts?  Any good clothing shops?  Would like something on hand other than my business wear.  Plus, new shoes always helps with the whole ripped away from my life thing.  Any word on how to remedy that?  The life thing, not the shoe thing.

In the meantime, looks like my roommate is a Mr. Perry Cox?  I hope you like cats, Perry, because I already cashed in my kitten coupon.

* * * * * A D D E N D U M * * * * *

Since at least 40% of the people I've talked to seem to know who I am and watching them drop hints is starting to cause me actual physical pain...

Yes, I am Catwoman. 
No, I don't have super powers. 
Yes, I've met Superman.
Yes, I'm friends with Batman and know his identity.
Yes, I've seen several episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
No, I've never watched The X-Files.

And I'm sure the list will keep growing as more fun facts about my life are revealed!  Huzzah and hooray and shoot me.

***Also looking for at least FOUR unused pet coupons!***



[Filter: Private]

The timing is... I don't know.  Seems like they just buried Sam.  If the witch is responsible for this shit, she's getting chucked out a higher window.  After I make her eat that fucking top hat.  Hell, Bruce would probably help me.  Though after Black Mask...

Fuck.  I don't care.  I'd do it again.

Comments

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Uh sorry about that I just dropped something

You're- fuck should I not say anything, we haven't really dealt with secret identities here.

If you need ANYTHING like a glass of water or a human stool or whatever I am your man, kitten.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

...Ah.

So how recognizable is the name? Enough that the whole incognito thing is a crapshoot? I mean, the scientists knew who I was (a couple asked for autographs) but I figured it was kind of their job. My biggest concern is if there are people from home around who might not take too kindly to my arrival. Delicate circumstances and all.

Also, the "kitten" thing isn't cute, whatever your name is.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Nah no other Gothamites, you're the first. And oh yeah there's like a power registry they're gonna try and get you down for. I think the majority of the population has superpowers so the whole point of having a secret identity it pretty moot.

A little clever though right. I'm Warren Mears, I may know a thing or two about your what should we say, talents? If you need any help in that area. Again even if it's just as like a footstool, I have a very sturdy back.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm starting to think you really don't know anything about me. Aside from maybe a name.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

So you don't come with Nine Lives huh. That's cool, you can stay under the radar. Not that you'd need much help with that right.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

...no, I don't. And I'm thinking the radar is pretty much blown at this point.

[giantego]

Secret identity says what now?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Secret identity says nothing, seeing as how it's secret and all.

[giantego]

Right, I'll just ask when I get off work.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Fuck it. Secret identity revealed above.

And before you say a word, please note that for each and every cat crack you make, I will be picking up another kitten.

[giantego]

Superheroes aren't my thing. I can't promise that the nerds won't be at our apartment salivating and jerking off twenty-four/seven, but what can you do. I'm used to it at this point.

Does this mean you don't respond to meows? Do you purr when you brush your own hair? Do you actually take baths or just lick yourself? ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A LITTER OF BABIES?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Did you really just offer her a human stool? What an ... unusual housewarming gift.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Well I like to make a woman feel welcomed. You didn't really seem the type but you know my services are equal opportunity Scully.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I see how it is.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Well, you have a whip.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

And with that, I give up. Incognito finito because this is just becoming too painful to read.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I forsee a beautiful friendship in our future Selina.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Please don't mistake my incredulity for envy, Mr. Mears.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I take it you're acquainted with Mearly?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

We've met.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing he doesn't have the super power of making a great impression.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

See, I thought maybe that was traditional in Post-Apocolypse Land. Not really my thing, but when in Rome...

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

That's a policy that might get you into trouble here, Ms. Kyle, but I've no doubt that you know how to take care of yourself.

I'm Agent Dana Scully, by the way.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Selina's fine. And yes, lifetime of experience taking care of myself.

Your name is ringing a bell, but I'm not sure which one. What kind of agent, may I ask?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Special Agent, Federal Bureau of Investigations. At least, that's what I did in my own world - now I'm working as a forensic pathologist in private investigative firm run by a vampire.