post 38

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

i don't know what you people are bitching about, this isn't so bad. it's kinda nice. between me and bob i think we got her settled in just fine. but we're almost out of formula. hey, bobby, mind going to the store to get some? i think there's some other shit we need too.

yo, witch, you gonna come see your baby, or are ya already sick of visitation? at least come pay some child support.

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[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

I'm not good with children.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

she's cute as hell.

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

Not good with them at all!

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

you one of those where you walk into the room and they cry?

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

Babies are very sensitive to spirits and such. I'd probably just upset her.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

By "child support" he means "sex."

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

witch'd be stuck in translation without you, man.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm here for.

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

You can't have sex with a baby around!

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

dude, she might grow up to be badass. i've already got it planned out. i'll get her this kick ass bike when she turns sixteen.

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

You only get them for a week, Dante.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

yeah, it'd suck if she got to know me though. i think i'd kinda miss her.

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

I never thought I'd have to console you about a baby, Dante!

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

hey, i'm a sensitive guy.

[flameregalia]

What a shame.

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

Not really.

[lovedthemost.livejournal.com]

I think it's a bit irresponsible of the parents to agree to let a bunch of really obviously violent strangers take care of their children, but otherwise it's not bad.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

yeah, maybe. i kinda feel bad for these kids. it must suck to be taken away from their parents all of a sudden. i wouldn't be surprised if half of em are scared shitless.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

so how's your babysitting gig goin? nero being a good daddy?

[lovedthemost.livejournal.com]

Oh I haven't seen him all day.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

yeah, his girl showed up, so i figured he'd be scarce. need some help?

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

NERO'S GETTING LAID

[hellbounded.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP. I AM NOT.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

:(

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

FINALLY

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

man, i hope so. that kid needs it.

[withthecold.livejournal.com]

Dude, we can't fuck for a week.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

yeah, that's already crossed my mind.



a lot.

but i think i got it worked out. don't worry.

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

Doing it while she sleeps isn't 'worked out', just to let you know.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

nah, better plan than that. c'mon witch, you can figure it out.

[lovedthemost.livejournal.com]

I'm all right for now. She sort of conked out after I fed her a little bit ago.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

well, if you need some time to yourself this week, don't hesitate to call.

[lovedthemost.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Same goes for you, yeah? I can always rope Jack into helping out, bet he's great with kids.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

sounds good.

[bringmercy.livejournal.com]

...Do these sort of things usually happen here?

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

like clockwork, babe.

[bringmercy.livejournal.com]

It seems... reckless.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

lotsa shit that happens is.

[bringmercy.livejournal.com]

At least.. most of the people who seem to have gotten children seem responsible enough.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

wanna come see the baby?

[bringmercy.livejournal.com]

Mm. I should probably get Nero back so he can help his roommate, too. You live in the same building, right?

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

right, taurus. i'm sure rose could use the help before we could, though. might wanna drop by there first.

[bringmercy.livejournal.com]

Ah, of course. I'd wanted to meet her, anyway.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

great girl. she picked up your boyfriend's dirty socks for a few months, so i guess you can tell.

[bringmercy.livejournal.com]

I owe her a big thank you, then. I know that isn't the most enjoyable part about living with Nero.