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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

So here's the deal, I know robots. It's what I do. I don't mean the kind that vacuum under your couch for you either, we are talking humanoid AI. And I think it's been pretty well established that you never know what wacky hijinks Babylon's got in store or more importantly when it's going to involve being torn limb from limb, whether those be made of bone or metal or some combination of the two. The meatbags already have the hospital and Cox to take care of them but I've been thinking I could be of some help to the more mechanically structured.

You may be thinking this is all fine and good and you'll just come around if the need arises but keep in mind that it'll be harder to figure out how you were put together if the original parts have been crushed into unrecognizability. I'd probably figure it out eventually but things could get a little experimental and it would take longer. You'd probably be better off seeing me before that happens so I can get some blueprints drawn up and figure out the parts I'd need or even just how I'd go about repairing the ones you've already got.

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[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Are you offering to provide this service to the robotic community out of benevolence, Mr. Mears?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Like anyone would believe me if I said I was. Nah. But my academic interest isn't to be underestimated.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

I suppose I could be willing to believe that. Still, I would hardly volunteer to have you examine my internal structure. The power to heal and the power to destroy are two sides of the same coin.

Then again, I'm not a robot.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I'd never have the heart to destroy a robot.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, Mr. Mears. I misjudged you.





I thought you'd be all over that "internal structure" remark.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

You're not the only one!

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

It's a rare day when I miss a double entendre, ladies, enjoy it.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

And it's a rare day when I'm happy to be considered a meatbag.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Are you saying you set me up for it?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

It was meant as a gift. I realized I hadn't gotten you anything for Christmas.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

That does make it a little less fun for me, you know and I hate being predictable. It's the thought that counts though and I do like where your mind is, Scully.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

No doubt.