wa'maH

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

So here's the deal, I know robots. It's what I do. I don't mean the kind that vacuum under your couch for you either, we are talking humanoid AI. And I think it's been pretty well established that you never know what wacky hijinks Babylon's got in store or more importantly when it's going to involve being torn limb from limb, whether those be made of bone or metal or some combination of the two. The meatbags already have the hospital and Cox to take care of them but I've been thinking I could be of some help to the more mechanically structured.

You may be thinking this is all fine and good and you'll just come around if the need arises but keep in mind that it'll be harder to figure out how you were put together if the original parts have been crushed into unrecognizability. I'd probably figure it out eventually but things could get a little experimental and it would take longer. You'd probably be better off seeing me before that happens so I can get some blueprints drawn up and figure out the parts I'd need or even just how I'd go about repairing the ones you've already got.

Comments

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Please never stop saying that to me, it fills up an empty part of my soul every time dude.

[magicbone]

you're never going to learn.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

That's all I've been trying to tell you.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[magicbone]

um I know you don't care but please don't make this worse than it is.

[ Filter: Short Round ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I'm done if she is.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[magicbone]

oh my god, Warren. please grow up.

[ Filter: Jonathan ]

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

How 'bout no.

[ Filter: Warren ]

[magicbone]

and it's sad that I'm not surprised. whatever.

[disparages]

You're the one who doesn't learn!!

[magicbone]

can I come over and explain this?

[disparages]

If you come near me I'm going to hit you so hard YOUR brain is coming out the back of your skull!

[magicbone]

that's um. kind of understandable.

[disparages]

What am I supposed to think, Jonathan? Cause I thought we were friends but apparently Warren was right about you the entire time.

[magicbone]

 

[magicbone]

yeah, um. I'm not doing this here. coming over now. you can hit me.

[disparages]

Hit you?? I'll kill you!

[magicbone]

okay.