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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

So here's the deal, I know robots. It's what I do. I don't mean the kind that vacuum under your couch for you either, we are talking humanoid AI. And I think it's been pretty well established that you never know what wacky hijinks Babylon's got in store or more importantly when it's going to involve being torn limb from limb, whether those be made of bone or metal or some combination of the two. The meatbags already have the hospital and Cox to take care of them but I've been thinking I could be of some help to the more mechanically structured.

You may be thinking this is all fine and good and you'll just come around if the need arises but keep in mind that it'll be harder to figure out how you were put together if the original parts have been crushed into unrecognizability. I'd probably figure it out eventually but things could get a little experimental and it would take longer. You'd probably be better off seeing me before that happens so I can get some blueprints drawn up and figure out the parts I'd need or even just how I'd go about repairing the ones you've already got.

Comments

[disparages]

Yeah, it's crazy funny yet another girl's gonna die and you actually didn't do it this time.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Not just any girl! I have to admit it makes it a lot more satisfying that it's you.

Really though I don't know what you're so worked up about, you do-gooder types are all about the improbable eleventh hour saves right?

[disparages]

Oh, you're telling me it wasn't any fun when it was your girlfriend?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I'm not telling you anything about Katrina. I guess you're gonna have to stick with Jonathan as your main source of info on that one. It's fun using him to get to you though, you should've mentioned that earlier and maybe I'd have been more understanding.

You know it's funny, I never really thought of you as much more than a pseudo prostitute but I'm still a little surprised you don't take it as good as you give.