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[highonlife.livejournal.com]

so can we like, give them away or something? i'm so not doing this.

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[postits]

If you feel you're unable to take care of the baby, I'll take it off your hands.

[highonlife.livejournal.com]

fucking sweet, even if i wanted to do this (which i don't) $10 says i'd be a shitty mother.

[postits]

You're friends with Mason, aren't you? This makes sense. As long as it's fine with your roommate, you can bring the baby to my apartment. Aquarius 104.

[highonlife.livejournal.com]

the shitty mother thing is cause i had a shitty mother, not cause i'm friends with mason.

i don't think ravi is gonna care but i guess i'll ask anyway.

[postits]

I'm sure the two are mutually exclusive.

[pushingupdaisy.livejournal.com]

There's no need to insult the lovely girl, Rube. At least she's not trying to sell hers for drugs!

[postits]

Of course. Tiny miracles, Daisy Adair.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

oi!

[postits]

Oi yourself.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

that's got nothing to do with it, fuck off about it.

[postits]

No.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

just cos you couldnt make friends with a lovely lass like lilly doesnt mean you have to be a fucking grouch about it

[postits]

I'm saving children here, Mason. I can go about that in any way I please.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

oooh you're so noble, saving kids from a week of not being spoilt rotten. do you have a cape too

[postits]

You know I shun the costume aspect of the job.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

fuck off no-one knows how to raise kids properly, apart from some of the crazy fuckers no-ones gonna do any lasting damage to the babies. get off your high horse

[postits]

Calm the fuck down and go take care of your kid.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

fine.

just leave lilly alone.

[postits]

Fine.

I'll be over tomorrow at noon, try to be awake.

[hold-this-a-sec.livejournal.com]

No way, no way! You can't have 'er!

[hold-this-a-sec.livejournal.com]

Or him!

[postits]

All right then.

[hold-this-a-sec.livejournal.com]

No way, no way, NO WAY!

[hold-this-a-sec.livejournal.com]

Don't give it away!

[hold-this-a-sec.livejournal.com]

I mean her!

[hold-this-a-sec.livejournal.com]

Or him!

[highonlife.livejournal.com]

well sure, if you wanna keep it that badly. but i'm not doing anything.

[hold-this-a-sec.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, don't worry~ heshe won't even bother ya at night! I've gotta plan~

[highonlife.livejournal.com]

wow you're the best roommate ever.