AN ANNOUCEMENT!!!!!!!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very important announcement to make. I'm sure you're all waiting with bated (or is that baited? wormed? hooked?) breath now, so I'll spare you the preamble. After all, who needs a preamble when ambling is so much more fun?

ANYWAY. Gus and I are opening a brand-new branch of PSYCH, right here in Babylon! That's right -- Santa Barbara's best psychic detective agency is now a Babylon fixture. You can find us at [address], just a few minutes away from Taurus.

Have an unsolvable case? A missing item? Want to talk to Grandma? Come to PSYCH for all your psychic needs!

And this week only, we're running a Grand Opening Special on Baby Location, because I'm sure a couple of you out there are going to need it. No offense, Babylonians -- babies are slippery creatures.

Comments

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

That's really exciting!

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you could talk to the dead!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, yes I can. I have to be in my Special Trance to do it, though. What about you, Aya?

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

I think things work for me a little differently, Spencer-san...

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

My associate and I also feel the need to add that we have an assortment of complementary blended coffee drinks, as well a sizable fruit platter for our clients' enjoyment.

Paying clients only.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Good call, dude.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking of expanding into scones, depending on how things go the first week. There's a recipe I want to try. Almond infused bread with a light orange glaze.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Almond infused bread? That doesn't even sound real.

Also: have you considered a pineapple glaze?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Forgive me, being new and all, but doesn't this place already have a paranormal detective agency?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I happen to think there's room in this town for the both of us, Ms... Kyle, is it?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes. Selina Kyle. I'm quite impressed with your literacy.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you, Selina. Can I call you Selina? I'm Shawn Spencer. You can call me Shawn, or, if you prefer, Mr. Amazing.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't happen to know if they're hiring?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

No clue. Ask the psychic.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

...right...

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Sorry, dude, but PSYCH is a two-man venture. Gus and I are a team.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Oh... I guess that answers my question, too.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, but we here at Psych find that not all agencies are suited to address everyone's needs.

Do you need help addressing any needs, Ms. Kyle?

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Any paranormal needs, I mean. Of the paranormal nature. Which we specialize in. Psychically.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

No, just curious. And Selina is fine. Guessing you're Gus?

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Psychic detectives. Feh...

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Do you have a problem with the psychic part or the detective part?

[Filter: Shawn Spencer]

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

As a practitioner in the arts myself, I can always sense a practitioner...which neither of you are. But don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

You don't believe in it?

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Miss, I've seen enough in my career that I don't need belief