AN ANNOUCEMENT!!!!!!!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very important announcement to make. I'm sure you're all waiting with bated (or is that baited? wormed? hooked?) breath now, so I'll spare you the preamble. After all, who needs a preamble when ambling is so much more fun?

ANYWAY. Gus and I are opening a brand-new branch of PSYCH, right here in Babylon! That's right -- Santa Barbara's best psychic detective agency is now a Babylon fixture. You can find us at [address], just a few minutes away from Taurus.

Have an unsolvable case? A missing item? Want to talk to Grandma? Come to PSYCH for all your psychic needs!

And this week only, we're running a Grand Opening Special on Baby Location, because I'm sure a couple of you out there are going to need it. No offense, Babylonians -- babies are slippery creatures.

Comments

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't happen to know if they're hiring?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

No clue. Ask the psychic.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

...right...

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Sorry, dude, but PSYCH is a two-man venture. Gus and I are a team.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Oh... I guess that answers my question, too.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

I actually meant the OTHER agency that Ms. Kyle mentioned, but I'm new to this...IM thing

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Ah! You mean the Angel Detective Agency?

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Yes, I wonder if they need a practicing wizard...

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Maybe! There's enough paranormal stuff going on that I think a lot of the people who show up are used to it. ^_^;

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Fighting the paranormal is part of the job.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Ah... I don't know about fighting so much...

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Sadly, it's a big part of my job

[disparages]

Please, of course we're hiring. Unless you have problems with vampires, then you're probably best not stopping by at all.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Only on a case-by-case basis. If the vampires you're talking about aren't aligned with the red or black court, we should be fine. My half-brother is a vampire, if that helps.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

And I'm sure you two do everything together, huh?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Well, we don't go to the bathroom together, so no, not everything.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Right. Personal space. Got it.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Plus Gus gets totally crazy if I try to go in there when he's there. He says it "messes with his system" or something.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

It'd mess with my system too.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

See, I don't get that. Girls do it all the time! We can't we?

I mean, we as men, not you and me. I don't know you that well yet.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Which suits me just fine, kid.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

That's Gus time, Shawn. Gus time.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

You two are adorable.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Uh... thanks?

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

I don't see anything adorable about the sanctity of a man's right to relieve himself in peace.