AN ANNOUCEMENT!!!!!!!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very important announcement to make. I'm sure you're all waiting with bated (or is that baited? wormed? hooked?) breath now, so I'll spare you the preamble. After all, who needs a preamble when ambling is so much more fun?

ANYWAY. Gus and I are opening a brand-new branch of PSYCH, right here in Babylon! That's right -- Santa Barbara's best psychic detective agency is now a Babylon fixture. You can find us at [address], just a few minutes away from Taurus.

Have an unsolvable case? A missing item? Want to talk to Grandma? Come to PSYCH for all your psychic needs!

And this week only, we're running a Grand Opening Special on Baby Location, because I'm sure a couple of you out there are going to need it. No offense, Babylonians -- babies are slippery creatures.

Comments

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Well, we don't go to the bathroom together, so no, not everything.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Right. Personal space. Got it.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Plus Gus gets totally crazy if I try to go in there when he's there. He says it "messes with his system" or something.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

It'd mess with my system too.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

See, I don't get that. Girls do it all the time! We can't we?

I mean, we as men, not you and me. I don't know you that well yet.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Which suits me just fine, kid.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

That's Gus time, Shawn. Gus time.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

You two are adorable.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Uh... thanks?

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

I don't see anything adorable about the sanctity of a man's right to relieve himself in peace.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I'm just saying, if Jules gets to do that with all her girlfriends or whatever, I should be able to too!

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Jules and her girlfriends also get a couch in that bathroom, and the very idea of furniture in a public restroom weirds me out. It's unhygienic.

Also, how many girls have you seen Juliet hang out with?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I dunno, dude... there's the Chief?

And hey, there were all those sorority girls that one time.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

She was undercover, Shawn. And do you honestly think the Chief likes to chit chat in the bathroom?

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Which your friend doesn't seem to have a problem violating, I gather.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

It's a very real problem.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

You need help with that, let me know. I can set up a ward to keep it from happening again.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

...seriously?

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I just need articles from the two of you. A lock of hair each would be best for a spell like this.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

What? You're not getting my hair, Gus. I need my hair.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

I don't need all of it, just a little bit. Geez, you're jumpy for a psychic who should already know what I need in advance, huh?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

One, that's not how it works for me -- I told you you don't understand the mysteries of my universe.

Two, no, you're not getting any of it. I need my hair for being shiny and attractive!

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

You don't need that much of it. And anyway, you're long overdue for a haircut.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

I think I've seen this movie before.

Doesn't it end with my brains being eaten by the Blair Witch?

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

No, nothing like that. Basically, I would set up a ward so that while you were in the john, your buddy over there couldn't enter, no matter how hard he tried. It doesn't have to be hair, though, blood also works. Or clothing.