AN ANNOUCEMENT!!!!!!!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very important announcement to make. I'm sure you're all waiting with bated (or is that baited? wormed? hooked?) breath now, so I'll spare you the preamble. After all, who needs a preamble when ambling is so much more fun?

ANYWAY. Gus and I are opening a brand-new branch of PSYCH, right here in Babylon! That's right -- Santa Barbara's best psychic detective agency is now a Babylon fixture. You can find us at [address], just a few minutes away from Taurus.

Have an unsolvable case? A missing item? Want to talk to Grandma? Come to PSYCH for all your psychic needs!

And this week only, we're running a Grand Opening Special on Baby Location, because I'm sure a couple of you out there are going to need it. No offense, Babylonians -- babies are slippery creatures.

Comments

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

That's really exciting!

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you could talk to the dead!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, yes I can. I have to be in my Special Trance to do it, though. What about you, Aya?

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

My associate and I also feel the need to add that we have an assortment of complementary blended coffee drinks, as well a sizable fruit platter for our clients' enjoyment.

Paying clients only.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Good call, dude.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Forgive me, being new and all, but doesn't this place already have a paranormal detective agency?

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

I think things work for me a little differently, Spencer-san...

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I happen to think there's room in this town for the both of us, Ms... Kyle, is it?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Well, naturally. That's what I like about Babylon -- everyone has their own thing, we're all coexisty here. Who needs a psychic status quo, right?

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Psychic detectives. Feh...

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes. Selina Kyle. I'm quite impressed with your literacy.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

You're the first person I've heard who says that they like it here.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't happen to know if they're hiring?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

No clue. Ask the psychic.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Well, it's no Santa Barbara... and it's definitely not Mexico...

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Do you have a problem with the psychic part or the detective part?

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

You don't believe in it?

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

...right...

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Sorry, dude, but PSYCH is a two-man venture. Gus and I are a team.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Oh... I guess that answers my question, too.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you, Selina. Can I call you Selina? I'm Shawn Spencer. You can call me Shawn, or, if you prefer, Mr. Amazing.

[Filter: Shawn Spencer]

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

As a practitioner in the arts myself, I can always sense a practitioner...which neither of you are. But don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Miss, I've seen enough in my career that I don't need belief

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

And I'm sure you two do everything together, huh?

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

I think I'm beginning to like it here, too. Even though the person I care about isn't here, I think I can help make it better for when he shows up.