AN ANNOUCEMENT!!!!!!!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very important announcement to make. I'm sure you're all waiting with bated (or is that baited? wormed? hooked?) breath now, so I'll spare you the preamble. After all, who needs a preamble when ambling is so much more fun?

ANYWAY. Gus and I are opening a brand-new branch of PSYCH, right here in Babylon! That's right -- Santa Barbara's best psychic detective agency is now a Babylon fixture. You can find us at [address], just a few minutes away from Taurus.

Have an unsolvable case? A missing item? Want to talk to Grandma? Come to PSYCH for all your psychic needs!

And this week only, we're running a Grand Opening Special on Baby Location, because I'm sure a couple of you out there are going to need it. No offense, Babylonians -- babies are slippery creatures.

Comments

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Forgive me, being new and all, but doesn't this place already have a paranormal detective agency?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I happen to think there's room in this town for the both of us, Ms... Kyle, is it?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes. Selina Kyle. I'm quite impressed with your literacy.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you, Selina. Can I call you Selina? I'm Shawn Spencer. You can call me Shawn, or, if you prefer, Mr. Amazing.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Yes, you can call me by my name, Spence. So what exactly qualifies you as a psychic detective?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm a psychic, and I work with the police department. Or, I did, back in Santa Barbara. Here I just... detect.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

And what have you detected so far here, Spence?

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't happen to know if they're hiring?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

No clue. Ask the psychic.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

...right...

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Sorry, dude, but PSYCH is a two-man venture. Gus and I are a team.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Oh... I guess that answers my question, too.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

I actually meant the OTHER agency that Ms. Kyle mentioned, but I'm new to this...IM thing

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Ah! You mean the Angel Detective Agency?

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Yes, I wonder if they need a practicing wizard...

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

And I'm sure you two do everything together, huh?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Well, we don't go to the bathroom together, so no, not everything.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Right. Personal space. Got it.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, but we here at Psych find that not all agencies are suited to address everyone's needs.

Do you need help addressing any needs, Ms. Kyle?

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Any paranormal needs, I mean. Of the paranormal nature. Which we specialize in. Psychically.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Dude, fill me in on her. I've got some stuff but I need more. Details. Something impressively obscure.

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Sure! What canon?

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Canon? Oh, come on.

Okay, okay, fine. Not the movies. Either of them. She's pregnant, if that helps. And I guess she's... friends with Batman now? Which is weird, because I thought she was a bad guy--

Hey, is he the father?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

No, just curious. And Selina is fine. Guessing you're Gus?

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

I am! Burton Guster, co-owner of this fine agency. Gus for short.

It's very nice to meet you, Selina.