AN ANNOUCEMENT!!!!!!!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very important announcement to make. I'm sure you're all waiting with bated (or is that baited? wormed? hooked?) breath now, so I'll spare you the preamble. After all, who needs a preamble when ambling is so much more fun?

ANYWAY. Gus and I are opening a brand-new branch of PSYCH, right here in Babylon! That's right -- Santa Barbara's best psychic detective agency is now a Babylon fixture. You can find us at [address], just a few minutes away from Taurus.

Have an unsolvable case? A missing item? Want to talk to Grandma? Come to PSYCH for all your psychic needs!

And this week only, we're running a Grand Opening Special on Baby Location, because I'm sure a couple of you out there are going to need it. No offense, Babylonians -- babies are slippery creatures.

Comments

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Any paranormal needs, I mean. Of the paranormal nature. Which we specialize in. Psychically.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Dude, fill me in on her. I've got some stuff but I need more. Details. Something impressively obscure.

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Sure! What canon?

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Canon? Oh, come on.

Okay, okay, fine. Not the movies. Either of them. She's pregnant, if that helps. And I guess she's... friends with Batman now? Which is weird, because I thought she was a bad guy--

Hey, is he the father?

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

Catwoman has over 60 years of history, Shawn. You wouldn't want me to confuse her golden age adaptation with her current canon, now would you?

Okay -- if they're just friends, not married, then we're probably looking the the most recent series. And for your information, Catwoman has been an anti-hero since the mid 90's. Not a villain. Although that could have had something to do with Zatanna's mind wipe. Would the mind wipe be enough? She also shot Black Mask, but he totally had it coming.

Not yet. I think the dad was revealed to be Sam Bradley, but DC editors change their minds all the time.

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Would the mind wipe be enough?

Did you seriously just ask me that question?

Also, do you know anything about this Dresden guy? I think he's on to us. We should add him to the Watch List.

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

What? It turns out Zatanna's keen on mind wipes! Which I don't actually buy, but that's another debate.

Um. I know the guy who plays Spike on Buffy the Vampire Slayer does the Dresden audio tapes. I never read the books.

We have a Watch List?

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Of course we have a Watch List, Gus! How else would we keep track of the people we need to watch?

[Filter: Gus]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I mean, I guess we could have a Look List, but that seems like it's really just another way of saying the same thing.

[Filter: Shawn]

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

I like watch list better. Semantically, it makes more sense. Watching implies a continual effort. Looking implies a momentary response.