AN ANNOUCEMENT!!!!!!!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very important announcement to make. I'm sure you're all waiting with bated (or is that baited? wormed? hooked?) breath now, so I'll spare you the preamble. After all, who needs a preamble when ambling is so much more fun?

ANYWAY. Gus and I are opening a brand-new branch of PSYCH, right here in Babylon! That's right -- Santa Barbara's best psychic detective agency is now a Babylon fixture. You can find us at [address], just a few minutes away from Taurus.

Have an unsolvable case? A missing item? Want to talk to Grandma? Come to PSYCH for all your psychic needs!

And this week only, we're running a Grand Opening Special on Baby Location, because I'm sure a couple of you out there are going to need it. No offense, Babylonians -- babies are slippery creatures.

Comments

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

Well, that did it. I'm completely convinced of your powers now.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Of course, maybe he's right and we're just misremembering the conversation.

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

There have been reported cases of memory loss following exposure to severe dreaminess.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

How dreadful! Is there a cure?

[scienceexplains.livejournal.com]

I believe many of the test subjects responded positively to foreplay and long walks, but those results were highly controversial.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I'd just like to state for the record that I excel at both of those things.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

How do you know she wasn't referring to me?