AN ANNOUCEMENT!!!!!!!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very important announcement to make. I'm sure you're all waiting with bated (or is that baited? wormed? hooked?) breath now, so I'll spare you the preamble. After all, who needs a preamble when ambling is so much more fun?

ANYWAY. Gus and I are opening a brand-new branch of PSYCH, right here in Babylon! That's right -- Santa Barbara's best psychic detective agency is now a Babylon fixture. You can find us at [address], just a few minutes away from Taurus.

Have an unsolvable case? A missing item? Want to talk to Grandma? Come to PSYCH for all your psychic needs!

And this week only, we're running a Grand Opening Special on Baby Location, because I'm sure a couple of you out there are going to need it. No offense, Babylonians -- babies are slippery creatures.

Comments

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Maybe "we" shouldn't do anything. Don't believe I was talking to you.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

No, you weren't, but I habitually find myself where I'm not wanted. It's a gift.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Well then, why don't you go exchange it. Somewhere far far away from the increasingly annoyed pregnant lady.

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

I tried, but they wouldn't take it back. And sorry for annoying you, my biting sarcasm and quick wit does that sometimes.