AN ANNOUCEMENT!!!!!!!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very important announcement to make. I'm sure you're all waiting with bated (or is that baited? wormed? hooked?) breath now, so I'll spare you the preamble. After all, who needs a preamble when ambling is so much more fun?

ANYWAY. Gus and I are opening a brand-new branch of PSYCH, right here in Babylon! That's right -- Santa Barbara's best psychic detective agency is now a Babylon fixture. You can find us at [address], just a few minutes away from Taurus.

Have an unsolvable case? A missing item? Want to talk to Grandma? Come to PSYCH for all your psychic needs!

And this week only, we're running a Grand Opening Special on Baby Location, because I'm sure a couple of you out there are going to need it. No offense, Babylonians -- babies are slippery creatures.

Comments

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking of expanding into scones, depending on how things go the first week. There's a recipe I want to try. Almond infused bread with a light orange glaze.

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Almond infused bread? That doesn't even sound real.

Also: have you considered a pineapple glaze?

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

You just take almond extract and add it to the dough. It's elementary baking, Shawn.

Pineapple wouldn't be palatable with almonds.

[Filter: Shawn]

SHAWN. I talked to Catwoman, and she said I could call her Selina. I'm on a first name basis with Catwoman!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

That's not an infusion, that's just bread that tastes like almonds. And pineapple goes with everything.

[Filter: Gus]

Dude, be more of a nerd. I don't even know how we became friends sometimes.

[mr-ttshowbiz.livejournal.com]

It's fused, Shawn. There is infusing happening. I wouldn't expect you to understand.

Not almonds.

[Filter: Shawn]

I am not a nerd. I'm just well informed.