AN ANNOUCEMENT!!!!!!!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very important announcement to make. I'm sure you're all waiting with bated (or is that baited? wormed? hooked?) breath now, so I'll spare you the preamble. After all, who needs a preamble when ambling is so much more fun?

ANYWAY. Gus and I are opening a brand-new branch of PSYCH, right here in Babylon! That's right -- Santa Barbara's best psychic detective agency is now a Babylon fixture. You can find us at [address], just a few minutes away from Taurus.

Have an unsolvable case? A missing item? Want to talk to Grandma? Come to PSYCH for all your psychic needs!

And this week only, we're running a Grand Opening Special on Baby Location, because I'm sure a couple of you out there are going to need it. No offense, Babylonians -- babies are slippery creatures.

Comments

[Filter: Harry Dresden]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

That's because I'm not a practitioner, I'm a psychic.

[Filter: Shawn Spencer]

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

No, sorry, you aren't. To be psychic, one has to manipulate certain energies in order to gain access to someone else's skull, and as far as I can tell, you have no special energies floating around you.

[Filter: Harry Dresden]

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna let this go, Harry, because I can tell you don't know how things work in my world. I don't manipulate energies, and I don't "gain access" to anyone's skull (which, ew, that sounds kind of gross, actually).

I'm a receptacle, Harry. The spirits, the vibrations, they come to me. They don't just float around.

[Filter: Shawn Spencer]

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Alright, kid, whatever you say.