AN ANNOUCEMENT!!!!!!!

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very important announcement to make. I'm sure you're all waiting with bated (or is that baited? wormed? hooked?) breath now, so I'll spare you the preamble. After all, who needs a preamble when ambling is so much more fun?

ANYWAY. Gus and I are opening a brand-new branch of PSYCH, right here in Babylon! That's right -- Santa Barbara's best psychic detective agency is now a Babylon fixture. You can find us at [address], just a few minutes away from Taurus.

Have an unsolvable case? A missing item? Want to talk to Grandma? Come to PSYCH for all your psychic needs!

And this week only, we're running a Grand Opening Special on Baby Location, because I'm sure a couple of you out there are going to need it. No offense, Babylonians -- babies are slippery creatures.

Comments

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

What kind of people do you meet there?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

...Friendly people.

The trick is to look at their laundry. I pick up the psychic vibrations left behind on their clothes. Then I know what kind of person I've got.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You mean like whether she prefers bikinis or thongs?

[spenstar.livejournal.com]

Charming! No.

I should have known you'd turn up soon. I did sense something gross, but I thought it was just... whatever Goo just did in the corner.