Babies!

[hostbu]

I think it's very honorable that these parents are letting us look after their children for these brief but precious moments. I know everyone is doing their best to give these babies the best care possible. It's terrible however, that fathers are excluded from such a beautiful process! Surely Babylon is not telling us one parent is more important than the other!! A family is the most important thing in this world and no child can be expected to chose between loving parents! It's too CRUEL!!

I hope whoever is in charge of this program will see reason and allow everyone to enjoy the delicate trill of a child's laughter. I know I would! FURTHERMORE my address is 410 Taurus!!! in case the administration does change their mind.

In the meantime I AM AN EXCELLENT BABYSITTER. I know mny of the residents are busy with schoolwork and perhaps some kind of amusing career to pass the time. Also club duties! I know you in the Discipline Committee have quite the rigorous schedule! I would be happy to look after bundles of joy. Here are just some of my many good points that make me a perfect candidate for looking after children

+ Friendly
+ Gentle
+ Appeals to all age groups
+ Loving
+ Kind
+ Easy to admire from near or afar
+ No previous convictions of a felony
+ Breathtaking tenor voice
+ I know many commoner children games!!
+ Loved by animals
+ Professionally trained Shakespearian actor
+ Brave
+ Good at coloring

Last but CERTAINLY NOT LEAST I have a daughter of my own!! Her name is Haruhi and I am willing to show her report cards and many family photos to showcase how responsible, well-adjusted and adorable she is.

I think you will all find there is no better choice than me!!!

ps; I don't require payment.

Comments

[hostbu]

You can tell me anything, you know that, don't you?

[andiburn.livejournal.com]

I know.

[hostbu]

Because I have to look after you!

[andiburn.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

[hostbu]

I didn't want to say this before, but that is not your best look, Zuko..

[andiburn.livejournal.com]

Now what are you talking about?

[hostbu]

That sulking expression too! It makes your nose look so wide! I'm afraid it's not very attractive.

[andiburn.livejournal.com]

My no


None of that matters.

[hostbu]

It matters very much!!

[andiburn.livejournal.com]

Why?

[hostbu]

Well

[hostbu]

You have to keep in mind what is best for the club! Who will join a club with such a surly looking leader? In contrast, Azula is quite charismatic and Hibari-senpai is very handsome.

[andiburn.livejournal.com]

You haven't seen Azula when she's angry.

And Hibari is always sleeping.



Wait - why am I even caring about this?

[hostbu]

Because it matters!

[andiburn.livejournal.com]

If it matters so much, what should I do about it?

[hostbu]

Smile more, of course.

[andiburn.livejournal.com]

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