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[giantego]

This has been the longest twenty-four hours of my life and I have nothing of substance to say other than OH GOOD GOD and WHAT THE HELL and variations on I HATE MY LIFE.

If you were stupid enough to venture out without proper defense, you probably got gnawed on. To which I say, oh, EXCELLENT job there. If you got bitten — or if you know anyone who did — or if you see anyone around who looks like they were — then get your/their ass to the hospital immediately. And when I say immediately, I don't mean dither on and on about it for fifteen minutes, twirling your hair and biting your fingernails and wondering oh, oh is this the right thing to do, oh should I just put them out of their misery? NO, you shouldn't. You should BRING THEM TO THE HOSPITAL. NOW.

We've got a vaccine.

Triple shift, here comes Jesus H. Cox.

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[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

The what?

[giantego]

Oh good god, did I just accidentally make a nerd reference?

[giantego]

Take me out to pasture and shoot me. Just end it now.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Sorry, the trigger finger has the weekend off. But seriously, what's the Ripley? Because nerd references = viable threats here and all.

[giantego]

It's a Stephen King thing, and I maintain that just like Tarantino, King references are NOT nerdy. They're good taste.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Stephen King writes horror books, right? So I'm guess the Ripley is something very not good?

[giantego]

I actually can't give you any more details without revoking at least fifteen of my own man cards, but if I ever find an English copy of Dreamcatcher I'll show you.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I'm too tired to even make sense of that so I'll just say okay.