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[lasthokage.livejournal.com]

you've gotta be fuckin' kidding me.

HEY, PEOPLE

That building I came through when I got here. The one they don't want to let me go back into. Anybody ever made it back in there?

I didn't let death keep me away from my princess, like hell am I letting a few guys in white coats get away with it.

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[looting.livejournal.com]

Heh, sounds a lot like a guy I know. You'll probably meet him here, too.

You got a name, or should I just keep callin' you "hero?"

[lasthokage.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a guy I could get along with.

It's Recca. What should I be calling you?

[looting.livejournal.com]

Ain't that hard to do. You gotta be careful though, he's always getting into trouble.

Call me Blank. Not a hero or anything, but I think I'm a pretty good sidekick.

[lasthokage.livejournal.com]

Heh, now he really sounds like a guy I could get along with.

Guys like me would be pretty fucked over without sidekicks, so it's all good.

[virtuousthief.livejournal.com]

i don't always get into trouble. sometimes other people get me into trouble.

[looting.livejournal.com]

Not it, bro.

[virtuousthief.livejournal.com]

did i say you?

[looting.livejournal.com]

'Course not. Just testing you is all.

[virtuousthief.livejournal.com]

trouble usually comes shorter and with more ass than you.

[looting.livejournal.com]

You know bro, I'm pretty cool with most stuff, but uh... you just say you were lookin' at my ass?

[virtuousthief.livejournal.com]

not because i wanted to.

[looting.livejournal.com]

Well, can't get mad at a guy for being honest.

... it is a little weird, though.

[virtuousthief.livejournal.com]

hey you don't want me looking you don't go first next time we're climbing a ladder.

[looting.livejournal.com]

Woah woah woah, who said I wanted to look at yours, bro?! Next time you get your girl to go before you!

[virtuousthief.livejournal.com]

she doesn't want to look at your ass, man.

[looting.livejournal.com]

Alright, how about this: you go first, she goes second, and I'm bringin' up the rear. Pun intended.

[virtuousthief.livejournal.com]

no because then you're looking at her ass and i'd have to kill you.

[looting.livejournal.com]

Come on, man! A queen makes sacrifices for her people all the time.

[virtuousthief.livejournal.com]

how about we just stay away from all future climbing situations.