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[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

I have to say, my roommate probably beats all your roommates in the chest department.

Thanks for the wake-up show, Aya.

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[changings.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna have an 'accident', what kind of stupid toilet-training euphemism is that anyway? She knows what I am. If she wanted to switch out, I'd tell them I threatened her, So you don't need to worry about me, bloodsucker, I'm sure you have your own problems.

[calmingnerves.livejournal.com]

It's akin to what would happen when a child can't keep his cool when using a computer.

[changings.livejournal.com]

More cute, really.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

Eh, that works.

[changings.livejournal.com]

I bet it kills you that you're completely fucking wrong right now.

[calmingnerves.livejournal.com]

Hardly.

[changings.livejournal.com]

But I can call you Ronnie, right?

I can't believe this thing got a twenty-four trombone parade, it's basically just a myspace rip-off. What a future, right?

[changings.livejournal.com]

Trust me, this close, if I changed I wouldn't be going for my roomie.

[calmingnerves.livejournal.com]

That would be an unfortunate amount of property damage.

[changings.livejournal.com]

It would probably suck, yeah. Lucky I they don't get my money, right?

[calmingnerves.livejournal.com]

Right.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

No, it's alright. ^_^

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Who are you breeding with?

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

No one.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

Yet.

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

Man, I mean, if I could avoid the whole child thing, I would, but the act.

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

Oh. I see.

I guess I'll wait for you to get smart then!

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

What?

[ryuume.livejournal.com]

I'll be home late, so find yourself some dinner, ok?

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'll order pizza again.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

If you want to be tazered where the sun doesn't shine.

Last I checked, it was around back in the 21st century too. But hey.

[changings.livejournal.com]

Figured I'd try. Veronica it is then!

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Good to know you, Jake.

Forgive me for asking, but, what are you, exactly?

[changings.livejournal.com]

Werewolf, give or take a few myths. What about you?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

... Ahaha. Maybe I should give up paparazzing and start taking pictures of mythological creatures instead.

Human. Don't listen to any 09ers, I don't have horns.