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[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

I have to say, my roommate probably beats all your roommates in the chest department.

Thanks for the wake-up show, Aya.

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[changings.livejournal.com]

Figured I'd try. Veronica it is then!

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Good to know you, Jake.

Forgive me for asking, but, what are you, exactly?

[changings.livejournal.com]

Werewolf, give or take a few myths. What about you?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

... Ahaha. Maybe I should give up paparazzing and start taking pictures of mythological creatures instead.

Human. Don't listen to any 09ers, I don't have horns.

[changings.livejournal.com]

You serious? Shit, I thought that question was all "one hideously dangerous breed of human to another." I'm trying to keep it on the down-low, mainly 'cause I don't want to scare people.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

If you consider P.I.s to be hideously dangerous. Sorry, I just saw you talking up there, and curiosity never killed the Veronica.

As long as you don't go biting me or anything, I think we're fine. Although you just said this in public.

[changings.livejournal.com]

Yes I did! My room-mate knows as well, as do the bloodsucking freaks from my home town who now live in my building. So it's not a vow of silence by any means, but it's still a little weird to actually say. Type. So just don't go around telling people about it, okay?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Scout's honor.

... vampires? You wouldn't stand up and pose with them, would you?

[changings.livejournal.com]

I'd really rather not. See, there's more of them than there is of me, so trying to kill them tends to work out badly on my side. At the moment, anyway. They're not trustworthy.

I was never a boyscout, but my dad and his friends kind of taught us all about that kind of stuff anyway.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Gotcha. Stand up and pose alone?

I only ever impersonated a girlscout. Does that count?

[changings.livejournal.com]

Hey sure - you're not secretly a swimsuit calendar scout, are you? Instead of a pretend girl scout? Oh man, I didn't mean for that to end up a pun, I swear.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

You'll find, if there's something I don't mind, it's punning. Even bad ones. ... maybe even especially bad ones.

And hey, there's a thought. Part swimsuit calendar scout, part private investigator.

[changings.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'd be good at it! It's all the same set of skills, just a different focus.


So why do you want to take a photo of me again?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

And a different set of morals.

I have a camera, and nobody's hiring me to find out of their husband is cheating on them with the pool boy.

[changings.livejournal.com]

We could always find someone with a husband and convince then he's been monkeying around so that they do, hey?

So what, are you going to dress me up first? I'm not just going to let you just take pictures of me. A man of my looks and charm doesn't work for free.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

There's a thought. Still, an entirely different set of morals.

What does he work for?

[changings.livejournal.com]

Money, mostly. I mean, I thought that was a given.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

I was more interested in knowing the amount of money he'd work for.

Or if I could just owe him a favor.

[changings.livejournal.com]

A favour sounds good. Do you know how to ride a motorbike?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Unless that's a euphemism for something; no.

[changings.livejournal.com]

Haha no, I like bikes. The bastard who started all of this, I've been helping out his roommate with hers and was just wondering if you wanted to go for a ride sometime, as payment. Which is a totally shit idea, I've learnt by now I'm no good at teaching girls how to ride bikes. So forget I said anything.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

... nah, I haven't done anything reckless for the past five minutes.

Plus, it sounds kind of fun.

[changings.livejournal.com]

It is more than kinda fun. I'll... we can work something out. I dunno if there's anywhere long, flat and isolated enough for what I want.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we can ask around. At least the government seem eager to please around here, anyway.

Also, I'm sorry, but. Context, wolf boy.