(no subject)

[ofoblivion.livejournal.com]

I have to say, my roommate probably beats all your roommates in the chest department.

Thanks for the wake-up show, Aya.

Comments

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Gotcha. Stand up and pose alone?

I only ever impersonated a girlscout. Does that count?

[changings.livejournal.com]

Hey sure - you're not secretly a swimsuit calendar scout, are you? Instead of a pretend girl scout? Oh man, I didn't mean for that to end up a pun, I swear.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

You'll find, if there's something I don't mind, it's punning. Even bad ones. ... maybe even especially bad ones.

And hey, there's a thought. Part swimsuit calendar scout, part private investigator.

[changings.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'd be good at it! It's all the same set of skills, just a different focus.


So why do you want to take a photo of me again?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

And a different set of morals.

I have a camera, and nobody's hiring me to find out of their husband is cheating on them with the pool boy.

[changings.livejournal.com]

We could always find someone with a husband and convince then he's been monkeying around so that they do, hey?

So what, are you going to dress me up first? I'm not just going to let you just take pictures of me. A man of my looks and charm doesn't work for free.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

There's a thought. Still, an entirely different set of morals.

What does he work for?

[changings.livejournal.com]

Money, mostly. I mean, I thought that was a given.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

I was more interested in knowing the amount of money he'd work for.

Or if I could just owe him a favor.

[changings.livejournal.com]

A favour sounds good. Do you know how to ride a motorbike?

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Unless that's a euphemism for something; no.

[changings.livejournal.com]

Haha no, I like bikes. The bastard who started all of this, I've been helping out his roommate with hers and was just wondering if you wanted to go for a ride sometime, as payment. Which is a totally shit idea, I've learnt by now I'm no good at teaching girls how to ride bikes. So forget I said anything.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

... nah, I haven't done anything reckless for the past five minutes.

Plus, it sounds kind of fun.

[changings.livejournal.com]

It is more than kinda fun. I'll... we can work something out. I dunno if there's anywhere long, flat and isolated enough for what I want.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we can ask around. At least the government seem eager to please around here, anyway.

Also, I'm sorry, but. Context, wolf boy.