Well that's just wrong...

[zenmastercrews.livejournal.com]

I finally find some real, good fruit around here, and some pink haired person steals it. I never would have associated the color pink with crime. Anyway, time to do my job and track her down.

Comments

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

You're not letting the memory of your fruit hang on you, are you?

[zenmastercrews.livejournal.com]

No, it only hangs on the tree of my mind, but I'd very much like that fruit to be in my immediate reality again.

[qinglongweiji.livejournal.com]

What a luxury.

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

Crews, we have real cases to solve. A little fruit theft does not-




...someone took my coffee. Someone took a police officer's coffee.

[zenmastercrews.livejournal.com]

That's just cruel, Reese. And wrong. We need to do something about this, don't you think?

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes I do.

I'm getting my tazer.

[zenmastercrews.livejournal.com]

That's more like it. Let's go find this bad, bad person who steals coffee and fruit and make sure they don't do it again.

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

No need for dramatics, Crews.

[zenmastercrews.livejournal.com]

Dramatic? Me? I'd always thought of me as a picture of calmness and serenity.

[notsopowerless.livejournal.com]

Really?

[zenmastercrews.livejournal.com]

Yes, really. Why, do you think I'm dramatic?

[ Filter: Mr. Crews ]

[crusaded.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately there's not enough evidence at this time to make an arrest. We need to document our eye witnesses and make sure our identification is one-hundred percent. After what's been happening, it's only proper to treat this with as much caution as we can.

So if you would refrain from using force and collect evidence for the investigation, I would be much obliged. Please tell your partner as well. Please report ASAP. Thank you.

Re: [ Filter: Mr. Crews ]

[zenmastercrews.livejournal.com]

Yes ma'am. Right away, ma'am.