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[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

... Oh dear.

A small announcement to all the happy couples enjoying the snowfall; there's been a small disruption in my stores, and instead of my usual types (flavored and ribbed), I'm afraid I'm only carrying warming and glow in the dark male contraceptives at the moment! I apologize for any problems this might cause my costumers, and I'm willing to haggle a little more until my stock is restored!

Thank you for your patronage and patience, once again.

Comments

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

Are you going to have to take me downtown, then?

[honorarily.livejournal.com]

Given the time and the procedures, we will have to go through other methods first.

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

Well, until I receive some official notice, I'm afraid there's nothing I can do!