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[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR PET OWNERS

As a longtime cat owner, I've been a bit disappointed in the lack of quality pet toys in Babylon.  So I decided to create my own, working off of the theory that a good pet toy should be something that animals and humans can both appreciate.

After extensive design work and testing, Chew On This toys are ready for sale.  Enjoy watching your pet eviscerate adorable representations of unpleasant creatures like clowns and aliens and HMO-obsessed tools. All are available in both catnip and exclusive dognip varieties. Choose from the following designs:

• Crazed Clown (Male)
• Crazed Clown (Female)
• Scary Strawman
• Witch Weed
• Devil Doctor
• Bastard Bomber
• Alien Abductor
• Pink Pilferer (Limited Edition)

I don't have a retail space or partner as of yet, so simply contact me if you're interested in anything.

I will also be taking custom orders for a reasonable fee on a limited basis.  Have someone you'd like to see transformed into a cute stuffed toy and then torn to shreds by you kitten or puppy?  Drop me a line!

EDIT: Anyone who wants to see the designs before buying  can drop by Aquarius 204 tomorrow at 11 AM for an open house that in no way, shape, or form resembles a Tupperware party.

Comments

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Great idea. I'd like a Bastard Bomber and a Witch Weed, please.

[humanstrength.livejournal.com]

Ehe I might have ta' hit you up for a custom one soon, lady.

[ghosthelp.livejournal.com]

get that cat yet.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Have both ready to go. I'll send them over with Dana.

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

I'll come by.

[ofthebirds.livejournal.com]

(ﾉ´∀｀)ﾉ Simca wants one!

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Of course you will.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I'll be here.

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

You're already expecting me?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Any one in particular?

[wizardresden.livejournal.com]

Excellent, I'm sure Susan will have fun with them. Thank you.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I was a bit surprised you weren't the first interested customer.

[ofthebirds.livejournal.com]

(人´∀`*) Can I come see them & pick?

Ah~ I might have to ask you for a custom one!

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Of course. I should probably find a camera at some point if there's enough interest. And custom orders are welcome.

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

It looks like someone beat me. I'll keep that in mind for next time.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

Oh, this sounds cute! Can I come by and look at some?

[ofthebirds.livejournal.com]

ヾ(*´∇`)ﾉ I'll bring a picture by~!

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Sure. Maybe I should just schedule a time for everyone who's interested to stop by. Preferably when my roommate is at work.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

I'd be fine with that~

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

How's 11AM?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Photos or illustrations are much appreciated. Is 11 tomorrow morning all right?

[ofthebirds.livejournal.com]

(*´∀｀)b I'll be there.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I'm certainly not complaining about the attention.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

It's a date.

[memorially.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'd like to see them, too. May I also come by tomorrow?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

Certainly.

[memorially.livejournal.com]

I will see you then.

[giantego]

If I come home and there's a gaggle of Future Old Cat Ladies in our apartment, it'll be your head.

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

I'll see you tomorrow.

[giantego]

Don't misunderstand, you definitely count as one of the Future Old Cat Ladies.

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

Didn't I say I'll see you tomorrow?

[giantego]

I'm so excited, I might just pass out. Gosh, I hope now that we don't have to fight over food, we can be bestest friends foreverest.

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

I hope nothing goes missing out of your refrigerator.

[giantego]

So beyond caring at this point.

[riotofblood.livejournal.com]

Good.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I somehow remain completely unintimidated.

[giantego]

And I, completely unsurprised. Funny how that works out.

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

And now I'm unimpressed and heading towards uninterested.

[humanstrength.livejournal.com]

Miss Selena, inna few days I can afford one'a those custom toys for my lil' Urameshi th'second so wonderin' if you're still akin' orders?

[misskittyclaws.livejournal.com]

I'm a little behind at the moment, but sure. As long as you don't mind a bit of a wait.

[humanstrength.livejournal.com]

I don't mind any! Got nothin' else t'do, ehehe