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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR PET OWNERS

As a longtime cat owner, I've been a bit disappointed in the lack of quality pet toys in Babylon. So I decided to create my own, working off of the theory that a good pet toy should be something that animals and humans can both appreciate.

After extensive design work and testing, Chew On This toys are ready for sale. Enjoy watching your pet eviscerate adorable representations of unpleasant creatures like clowns and aliens and HMO-obsessed tools. All are available in both catnip and exclusive dognip varieties. Choose from the following designs:

Crazed Clown (Male)
Crazed Clown (Female)
Scary Strawman
Witch Weed
Devil Doctor
Bastard Bomber
Alien Abductor
Pink Pilferer (Limited Edition)

I don't have a retail space or partner as of yet, so simply contact me if you're interested in anything.

I will also be taking custom orders for a reasonable fee on a limited basis. Have someone you'd like to see transformed into a cute stuffed toy and then torn to shreds by you kitten or puppy? Drop me a line!

EDIT: Anyone who wants to see the designs before buying can drop by Aquarius 204 tomorrow at 11 AM for an open house that in no way, shape, or form resembles a Tupperware party.