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[magicbone]

you know, back at home thanksgiving always really sucked, we had to um drive out to the country and see my family and nana would always get in an argument with mom and my uncles would start taking sides and nana would cry and threaten to stick her head in the oven with the turkey and would we like to eat that instead and then mom would yell at her and my uncles would get in a fight and dad would just be sitting with pops on the couch watching football and pretending it wasn't happening, but then um mom would say "Jonathan, what do you think?" except she was talking to dad, his name is Jonathan too, and then he and mom would fight about it too and then no one would know where nana was and they'd all have to go look and one time they found her in the attic but um, at least I could put on Star Wars while they were gone.

and I kind of missed it this year. weird.

thanksgiving was still totally awesome and everyone who was there was really cool.

yeah. everyone who was there.

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[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Don't really have an appetite for bittercake right now. But I see you brought me leftovers! The true spirit of Thanksgiving.

[magicbone]

really because I'm pretty sure you have, um, like a whole bakery.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Yeah it's not really my specialty though? My dough hasn't been salted by the tears of the repentant which rumor has it is the secret ingredient.

[magicbone]

maybe you can find some orbs of confectionery and build a robot cake or something.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Okay what does that even mean?

[magicbone]

I don't know, okay. um. so why didn't you go to thanksgiving dinner?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Well if I'd known it was mandatory.

[magicbone]

it wasn't. um. but like everyone went. and you know. um. we went too.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Yeah, everyone.

[magicbone]

I saved you a piece of pie?

[ex_wells219]

Me too.

[magicbone]

dude no way? I didn't even see!

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

We're talking a real one this time right?

[magicbone]

of course it's real pie. um. do you want it?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Anyway I think we may be getting our food metaphors mixed because I'm told there's supposed to be a mushroom in here somewhere.

[magicbone]

mushroom cake?

[ex_wells219]

That's not funny.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

No?

[ex_wells219]

I'm not speaking to you right now, sorry.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Whatever you need to do, Andrew.

[ex_wells219]

sdkghds that's not fair.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Dude. Don't let me interrupt your silent treatment, it's cool.

[ex_wells219]

But you can't just

[ex_wells219]

When you wouldn't even

[ex_wells219]

I'm still ignoring you okay, this is all just like, general announcements.