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[minicooper.livejournal.com]

So I have to hand it to Mr. Petrelli... It wasn't as amazing as one of the Cohen holidays but it was up there.

School is lame and I need someone to help me out with Geometry because, according to Mr. Palmer, I'm "in serious danger" of failing.

Hello? I'm fictional? Why should it matter if I'm almost failing, it's not like grades should exist if I'm practically imaginary.

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[minicooper.livejournal.com]

A thing. Where you were a super villain?

[magicbone]

we uh. tried. I wasn't very good at it.

[magicbone]

and then in the end things kind of went a little um. crazy.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Crazy like my sister overdosing in Tijuana? Or crazy like my sister being a lesbian? Or crazy like my sister shooting someone?

I like to use the Marissa-scale to judge how crazy something is.

[magicbone]

 

[magicbone]

um. all three I guess, me and Andrew lived in Tijuana for a while and um there were lesbians and uh. shooting people happened too.

mostly the last one, that kind of crazy.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Huh.

Cool.

[magicbone]

...yeah okay not really.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Obviously not the shooting part.

More like our universes have things in common. Parallels or whatever.

[magicbone]

you had super villains?

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Sort of. My mom was kind of a super villain. And Caleb. And Volchok. They just weren't like... Real super villains.

[magicbone]

oh. I'm sorry.

[minicooper.livejournal.com]

Don't be. Having a super villain for a mom was kinda cool.

[magicbone]

um okay. what kind of super villain? the weird sleazy kind or the um generally good intentioned kind or the robbing banks kind or the, you know, shooting innocent girls kind.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

When were you a lesbian, Jonathan?

[magicbone]

asdhflaksjdflakhsdklfaklsd

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Cos these are the kinds of things I should be kept abreast of.

[magicbone]

oh my GOD

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

They were really big on character development in our show huh?

[magicbone]

uh apparently.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Is this why you miss Mexico? Because I can't lie I've been curious.

[magicbone]

 

[ex_wells219]

 

[magicbone]

yeah, Warren. totally.

[magicbone]

oh my god, Warren. um NEVER, I WAS NEVER A LESBIAN oh my god