five!

[andbelieve.livejournal.com]

Today I reinforced the tunnel! It's getting big, even though I haven't found anything besides rocks yet!

But this has made me wonder- where are the animals of this place? I remember that sometimes when I helped Simon dig we would find them. They were outside back on the other Earth too. I see dogs and cats occasionally, but nothing else.

I wonder what happened to them all.

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[andbelieve.livejournal.com]

I wonder where that one area is then.

... What is a 'fast food'? And what do they have to do with chains?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Ask 'em.

A fast food chain is a revolutionary system covering all the land in my reality which slaughters animals en masse and provides its people with the deep-fried remains of their carcasses at obscenely low prices. It's better than regular meat 'cause it comes with the added promise of high blood pressure, stroke and death. Good god what I wouldn't give for a Big Mac right now.

Look the point is that you can't trust your tastebuds to tell you whether you're eating real food, sweetheart.

[andbelieve.livejournal.com]

......... okay?

[magicbone]

your sunny disposition is so refreshing.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Well we can't all get our rocks off hitting on pubescent girls.

Jonathan, just because they're more your size it doesn't mean they have the emotional maturity to handle your manhood.

[magicbone]

GEOMETRY, OKAY, GEOMETRY AND PING PONG

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Like those things have never led to sex.

Okay maybe not ping pong. But geometry! Don't tell me thinking about angle-side-side doesn't get you hot and bothered 'cause I won't believe it.

[magicbone]

I can't believe you just. made that joke. tainted geometry for me forever. oh my GOD I can't even aslkjfslkahslkjfsh

[magicbone]

oh my god Warren. GROW UP.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Hey fuck you, man. I wasn't the one getting all flustered just because a girl was talking to me.

[magicbone]

WHEN WAS I FLUSTERED, WARREN

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

It's too painful for me to ever look at again, dude.

[magicbone]

don't be stupid. it wasn't that bad.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

It was for me and I was only an innocent bystander.

[magicbone]

because if I had to pick two words for you they would totally be innocent bystander!

[magicbone]

um that wasn't what I meant. whatever. it wasn't that bad.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Whatever, you're too good for her anyway.

[magicbone]

what.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

She's a spoiled little rich bitch with no appreciation for short men unless they're making her life easier. Typical.

[magicbone]

you um. you don't know what you're talking about. she's not. but, okay. um thanks?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

So soon and already blinded by love. Someday you will understand, shortstack. And for when that day comes, I say you're welcome and don't say I didn't warn you.

[magicbone]

aslkjfslk yes. yes that's exactly what it is. you're so right, Warren. you always are. I'll be over here.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

It's a gift and a curse.

[magicbone]

oh yeah. I bet.

I found Return of the King in French.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Subbed or dubbed?