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[postits]

I Died In My Canon:
a support group and social club for those who should by all means be dead, but are stuck here instead.

I'll be leading the meetings. Every other Wednesday at the waffle house. Come for the food, stay for the talk of mortal wounds that should have killed you. And the food.

Have to do something with my time and help keep you kids in line. Grim reapers just aren't as useful in Babylon as one would imagine.

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[ex_wells219]

Uhhh undead people, sorry.

[postits]

For the love of fuck, kids. Move your spats elsewhere.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

How do you even get alcohol on your own? Don't you need someone who doesn't look like they're twelve to buy it for you?

[magicbone]

oh mygod shut up so hard

[ex_wells219]

Like everyone doesn't read them anyway..

[postits]

Spats. Elsewhere. Now.

[postits]

I wish I haven't wasted as many hours of my un-life as I have reading your drivel, Mr. Wells, but I have. As oddly compelling as it is, I'd like to maintain my neutral stance on you kids and your wacky hijinks. Now get out.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

You're not going to be a very good group leader with that attitude.

[ex_wells219]

Getting!

[postits]

I led a group of bigger fuck ups than you could ever hope to be for forty years. I'm a damn good leader.

[postits]

Take your asshole friends with you.

[ex_wells219]

...Um have you been reading the right drivel, Mr. Sofer? 'Cause I'm not really gonna be able to do that.

[postits]

I've noticed when they fight, it's usually about or around you.

You have the power, annoying as you may be. Use it. Now, preferably.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Sure, old man, but I'm outta there the second someone starts crying into their waffles.

[postits]

I don't do well with crying either, Mr. Mears. The criers will have their own separate corner. This is a coping group, not one intent on reopening old wounds. Looking toward the future, silver linings, other things Mr. Petrelli would say, etc.

[ex_whoosh450]

I'm not that bad, am I?

[postits]

Of course not, Nathan.

[flameregalia]

I'm not sure I need this, but it's a very considerate gesture on your part. Thank you.

[postits]

I don't need it either. Some do. I just figure we should all get together. I'd be interested in having you there, either way.

[flameregalia]

All right. I'll drop by with a bottle of wine for the more sentimental among us.

[postits]

It's much appreciated.

[morelier]

No thanks.

[manydislikes]

They should stop whining and face reality.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

Is that right, Yuu Kanda?

[ofthebirds.livejournal.com]

(ι´○｀)ﾉ Have fun Spitfi~re!!