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[postits]

I Died In My Canon:
a support group and social club for those who should by all means be dead, but are stuck here instead.

I'll be leading the meetings. Every other Wednesday at the waffle house. Come for the food, stay for the talk of mortal wounds that should have killed you. And the food.

Have to do something with my time and help keep you kids in line. Grim reapers just aren't as useful in Babylon as one would imagine.

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[manydislikes]

They should stop whining and face reality.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

Is that right, Yuu Kanda?

[crownedge]

Leave him alone, Rhode.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

I was just trying to be friendly.

[crownedge]

I don't believe that.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

There's no reason for me to hurt him, silly boy.

[crownedge]

He's an exorcist. You'd find some reason.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

I have none left. There are no akuma for you to kill or for me to control, after all.

He does seem fun to play with, though~!

[crownedge]

There are still humans.

You wouldn't think he was fun.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

The humans seem to have done much more damage here than I could ever manage by myself. I suppose I could take care of the last of them, but then I'd be all alone. And that's never fun.

Oh, but he is.

[manydislikes]

I wouldn't say it if it wasn't.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

I'm so sure.

Do you mind if I redeem my pet coupon~?

[manydislikes]

Your what coupon. Why should I care what you do with your things. Do what you like. I'm busy.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

Alright, I'm taking yours too then.

I hope you like cats. ♥

[manydislikes]

What's that supposed to mean?

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

Kittens.

[manydislikes]

No.

[postits]

This is sort of what this is for, kid.

[manydislikes]

They should do it on their own time, by themselves, without inflicting it on other people, old man.

[postits]

They aren't inflicting it on anyone, kid. I've been dead for over a hundred fucking years, figured I better impart a little of my wisdom. If you don't like it, get the fuck out.

[manydislikes]

Your wisdom. Right.

[postits]

Would you like to argue it?

[manydislikes]

Living a little longer doesn't make you any wiser, gramps.

[postits]

I'm a pacifist. I have been since my death.

But that can be amended.

[manydislikes]

That doesn't surprise me; most weak-minded sentimental cowards are pacifists.