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[postits]

I Died In My Canon:
a support group and social club for those who should by all means be dead, but are stuck here instead.

I'll be leading the meetings. Every other Wednesday at the waffle house. Come for the food, stay for the talk of mortal wounds that should have killed you. And the food.

Have to do something with my time and help keep you kids in line. Grim reapers just aren't as useful in Babylon as one would imagine.

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[manydislikes]

I can't do that. Unlike the rest of you worthless wastes of space, I have something I have to do.

[postits]

We all have something we have to do, asshole. This is my something. You're going to have to get the fuck over it.