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I Died In My Canon:
a support group and social club for those who should by all means be dead, but are stuck here instead.

I'll be leading the meetings. Every other Wednesday at the waffle house. Come for the food, stay for the talk of mortal wounds that should have killed you. And the food.

Have to do something with my time and help keep you kids in line. Grim reapers just aren't as useful in Babylon as one would imagine.

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[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

I'm so sure.

Do you mind if I redeem my pet coupon~?

[manydislikes]

Your what coupon. Why should I care what you do with your things. Do what you like. I'm busy.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

Alright, I'm taking yours too then.

I hope you like cats. ♥

[manydislikes]

What's that supposed to mean?

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

Kittens.

[manydislikes]

No.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

Too late~

If you really don't like pets you could always drown them in the bathtub. But that wouldn't nice, and I wouldn't be very pleased.

[manydislikes]

Just keep them on your side of the apartment. And don't bother me, shorty.

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

But I think they like your side best!

And I'll do what I want, Yuu Kanda. ♥