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[notwalking]

What a trip.

My knuckles are split.  Worth it.  Last thing I remember is yelling "FINALLY" in Nolan's face when he said I was expelled, and then all of the sudden I'm here.  And I don't even really know where here is.  Switzerland.  I always wanted to travel, get some Swedish triplet love, but what the hell?  It's taken me four days to figure out how to even use this thing.  Still don't know what it's even for.

I can't tell you how different this is from Welton, which is beyond great, if you don't count the whole none of my friends are here deal.  And we're fictional?  And our movie is pretty popular in high schools?  News to me.

And hey, there's no sign of my dad, so fuck law school!

On the subject of Hellton and the law school that does not exist, they said I have to do my senior year over again.  What the shit.  Who else goes to the school here?  Never mind, I don't care, more importantly: who else goes to the school and wants to raise hell with me?
  

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[notwalking]

There's no porn of me. There should be, I'm a god, but there isn't.

You're really not kidding? How do I find it.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

It's not a strict law so much as a good piece of wisdom to live by. Ah, there is so much to teach you.

Okay not really. Just go to google.com and type in porn.

[notwalking]

Oh shit yes.

[notwalking]

This is foul. Disturbing. Absolutely mind-blowing.

I think I love you for introducing me to this new, wonderful world. Charlie Dalton.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Mears. Warren Mears.

[notwalking]

And where are you from, Mears?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Sunnydale, CA. We had a Hellmouth and I was a supervillain, you'll probably see my friends bug me about it at some point.

[notwalking]

Supervillain? No way. That's pretty cool, man. Like the comic book kind?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Just like the comic book kind, dude. The lair, the minions, the doomsday gadgets. Oh and the evil laughter? Hell yeah.

[notwalking]

I salute you, Mears. That's pretty epic. I never was one for the villainy, mostly the rebellion and the divine justice. But they're a skip and a hop away from each other, right?

Minions sound cool. Were they evil minions?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

They mostly got into girl fights over whether to buy Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch Doritos, but they were actually pretty good at what they did before they started having morality issues about it.

[notwalking]

Supervillains with morals. I can't decide whether it's lame or beautifully poetic. Might go with the latter.

You still do the villain thing here in Babylon?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Guess it makes for good TV anyway.

Can't answer that on the grounds of the intervention that might ensue.

[notwalking]

Reformed? Nice. No fun, though. I like your style, Mears.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

More between jobs, really. Biding my time, that kind of thing.

[notwalking]

In true supervillain fashion, I'm sure.

Keep me informed. I'm interested. Don't let the ruggedly handsome exterior fool you, but I'm a hell-raiser.

[notwalking]

'Cause I had minions. Just not evil ones. More the soft and romantic type. Useful nonetheless. I miss them.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

That sounds about right.

[notwalking]

You miss yours too?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

They're here.

[notwalking]

Well, lucky you.

[ex_wells219]

Yeah, lucky him.

[notwalking]

You one of the minions? You look harmless.

[magicbone]

ha. also, not a minion.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I was wondering when you'd pop out of your hole. How wicked is the hangover, dude?