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[lavernius.livejournal.com]

Good news, ladies:

I DON'T HAVE A DATE FOR THE BALL

Come on, you'd be silly to pass up a chance to be on the arm of Lavernius Tucker! (But don't call me Lavernius. My mother calls me Lavernius.)

Comments

[notdistressed.livejournal.com]

I still don't see why you hate your name so much.

[fuckinhateyou.livejournal.com]

Dude this is the lamest way you've ever tried to pick up chicks.