Though the present company is lovely and charming and a joy and a pleasure to bask in her presence

[hostbu]

Hello everyone!! I’m Suou Tamaki and obviously I’ve come at the perfect time. I don’t blame them for calling me here if they’re having a little gala! OF COURSE NEVER FEAR I’ll be happy to help!!!

on another note I am not comfortable with these living arrangements. THOUGH THEY ARE VERY CUTE AND COZY! Tight living space but it feels very realistic to what a real commoner must have to go through. It's like an adventure into commoner living. ahh... I'm so nostalgic. The low ceiling and the lightweight drapes and the minimum thread count bed sheets. The little coffee maker. Éclair, let's have it make us coffee, yes?

I'd like to find my friends and I'd like someone official to understand that it is IMPROPER for men and women to live together before MARRIAGE. Therefore, if you need I will be in hall, which is much less homey but ENTIRELY MORE APPROPRIATE TO AN HONORABLE AND MORAL LIFESTYLE.

Comments

[notwalking]

So, I don't get the problem then.

[hostbu]

Men and women can't live together before marriage. It's common decency!!

[notwalking]

Shit, you sound like my father.

[tokencommoner]

Please don't tell him that.

[notwalking]

Why not? It's true.

[tokencommoner]

Well, you see, it'll only encourage him.

[notwalking]

To do what?

[tokencommoner]

Call himself 'father'.

[notwalking]

Does he do that often?

[tokencommoner]

I think you would be surprised.

[notwalking]

That's a little queer.

[tokencommoner]

I would actually probably stop at 'delusional'.

[notwalking]

The thing about being like my father really wasn't a compliment. That's what's funny. Dad's a dick.

I'm Charlie Dalton, by the way.

[tokencommoner]

Yes, I've noticed that fathers can sometimes be a little difficult. You'll have to forgive Tamaki-sempai, he does this family thing on occasion.

Ah-! Of course. I'm Fujioka Haruhi. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[notwalking]

Why's he do it? It's weird.

[tokencommoner]

Ah, I'm sure he has his reasons. I don't think about it much.

[hostbu]

YES I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT QUITE OFTEN!

[hostbu]

I'M RATHER FATHERLY YOU SEE

[hostbu]

I can't help it, it's more like a gift, really.

[notwalking]

Hey, I wasn't implying it was a good thing.

[hostbu]

No, that's all right! I already know it is.

[notwalking]

Right.