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Dear Secret Santa,

I am a man of simple yet sophisticated tastes. My preferred cigars are Habanos (don't know if they have them in this world but you can't expect me to do all the work here, come on). Personal massages are an excellent nonmonetary gift (if you're a guy a gift certificate will have to do, sorry about the gender inequality). And I always, always welcome new methods of smiting my enemies. You're a talented bunch, go wild.

Sincerely,
Warren Mears


In other news, I have acquired a weapon of mass destruction. Her name is Tesla and okay, she's pretty much with the licking of faces right now but soon, soon she will be removing them. It's a work in progress, people.