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[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

So I find it weird that while they've got this whole ball thingy set up, and the kids from the schools get to go, they're not looking for chaperones.

Guess it's because necking and butt-holding is encouraged around here, but kids?

Color me old fashioned but sometimes I think a girl should wait until she's out of college to start furthering the human race.

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[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Agreed. Forced breeding would force me to become violent.

[spentmytime.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Wouldn't be so bad if I was paired with you.

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

Do you want to go with her?

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Hey who said I needed to be set up?!

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

I did.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

Well I say I don't need to.

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm your sister and I know you're not going to ask someone yourself and I have your best interest at heart.

So there.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

How is getting set up with the king of one-liners in my best interest?

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

Short notice.

[spentmytime.livejournal.com]

Hey hey hey. While I'm cool with the compliment, these one-liners are tried and true.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

I may be blonde but I retired my bimbo status years ago, so I really hope you're more impressive in person.

[spentmytime.livejournal.com]

Don't have a date yet. And she's hot. Plus there's free beer.

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

...

You have to do better than that to date my sister.

[spentmytime.livejournal.com]

I'll show her a nice time and won't touch her below the belt.

Well... Unless she wants me to.

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

... kay. Done.

She can kick your ass if you try anyway.

[spentmytime.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see her try.

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

If you keep saying stuff like that, so would I.

[spentmytime.livejournal.com]

I hope she does. Might get a little hot and heavy, if you know what I mean.

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

Or over in two seconds.

Anyway. You don't have a younger brother or anything do you?

[spentmytime.livejournal.com]

As a matter of fact, I do.

Good looking guy -- Not as good looking as me but he'll do in a pinch -- but a little on the quiet side.

[constructedpast.livejournal.com]

Aaand I wasn't actually thinking you would.

Uh. Right. Does he have a date?

[spentmytime.livejournal.com]

Doubt it. Sammy's too busy making goo-goo eyes at books to score a date here.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

...Did you just graduate from high school?

[spentmytime.livejournal.com]

Hell no. I've been out of school for damn near 10 years.

[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

So you're actually older than me. Guess that's a plus.