VIII

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

It's come to my attention that some of us are in a little tizzy about the ball. Especially when it comes to finding a date! Fear not, my darlings, for I have thankfully set up;

YUUKO-SAMA'S MATCHMAKING SERVICE

For those who are shy, lazy, or just socially inept! Please filter the following form to me, and I'll arrange the best match possible for a night out.

Name:
Age:
Sign:
Interests:
Turn offs:
Turn ons:
Height:
Anything Else:

♥




after submitting an application to the service you may not withdraw it. the applicant does not have to fill out or submit their own application. you must spend at least part of the night with your assigned date, Or Else. if someone ends up having to wear a dress Ichihara-san is not to be held responsible.

Comments

[Filtered to Yuuko]

[forgottowank.livejournal.com]

Name: Kanou Shuugo
Age: 15
Sign: Cancer
Interests: baseball, being mean, not letting me look at his homework
Turn offs: Yoga, health food, routine
Turn ons: Baseball, peanut butter, pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, champagne, the feel of the ocean, making love at midnight
Height: 169cm
Anything Else: HEY KANOU! SURPRISE!

[FILTER: YUUKO]

[extremelybright.livejournal.com]

EEI ALRIGHT

Name: SASAGAWA RYOHEI!!
Age: 16
Sign: virgo
Interests: EXTREMELY PRACTICING BOXING TO THE LIMIT
Turn offs: SMOKING!! THINGS BAD FOR MY HEALTH, BEING SLOW, TROUBLESOME THINGS
Turn ons: BOXING
Height: 168 cm
Anything Else: NOTHING

[ Filter: Yuuko & Spitfire ]

[ofthebirds.livejournal.com]

Name: ( ´∀｀) Nue!
Age: ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ) 12?
Sign: I'm not sure, but he's grumpy... (･_･ ) ( ･_･)
Interests: AT, being the Thunder King, looking at pictures of snakes eating kittens. (￣～￣;)
Turn offs: Fun things, hamburgers. (･_･ )
Turn ons: Blondes!
Height: Very small! (*´○｀)
Anything Else: (*´○｀) He's grumpy but he really just needs someone to listen to him!

[ Filter: Yuuko & Simca ]

[flameregalia]

Someone older would be perfect for him! Also I think he's 11.

[behemothed]

'Or else'?

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

There has to be some sort of price, I don't do charity acts.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

bad shit goes down.

[lickthatdevil.livejournal.com]

yeah so, what are ya asking for in return?

[uponawitch.livejournal.com]

Read the fine print, Dante-kun.

[Filter to Yuuko and Ichigo]

[hihiou.livejournal.com]

Name: Ichigo Kurosaki! Answers ta Strawberry.
Age: ...Eh? Fuck if I know. 14 or some shit?
Sign: There a donkey sign? Heh. That's what he is. A jackass.
Interests: Nerd shit
Turn offs: Girls
Turn ons: Nerd shit
Height: Shorter than me!
Anything Else: He needs to get laid soon. Don't matter nothing else.

Re: [Filter to Yuuko and Renji]

[substituting.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahaha

YOU GOTTA BE JOKING.

RENJI. TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING.

[ Filter: Ichihara-dono + Vongola ]

[honorbinding.livejournal.com]

Name: Basil.
Age: Fourteen.
Sign: Leo.
Interests: Enka, cooking, and doing laundry.
Turn offs: ... I do not understand this question very well?
Turn ons: Nor do I understand this one; what does this pertain to?
Height: Five feet, one inch.
Anything Else: I sincerely hope you consider me for this offer!

[hold-this-a-sec.livejournal.com]

Y'know, just in the interest of findin' out~

Can ya submit two?

[hold-this-a-sec.livejournal.com]

Scratch that. What about three?

[ Filter: Yuuko ]

[keepingoaths.livejournal.com]

Name: Kairi
Age: 15
Sign: Cancer
Interests: Adventures, my friends, cheerleading, spending time at the beach.
Turn offs: Mean people. Strong smells?
Turn ons: Um... Boys who are taller than me? And I like it when people treat me with respect.
Height: 5'3
Anything Else: I think that's about it!

[ Filter: Ichihara-san ]

[dozenpapercuts.livejournal.com]

Name: Iori Junpei, Ace Detective! (I'm not REALLY a detective...)
Age: 17
Sign: Aries!
Interests: Video games, laser tag, karaoke, baseball... Basically, anything that involves fun, I'm there!
Turn offs: I dunno, boring stuff? Uh, people who are uptight and moody. And people who do nothing but talk about themselves.
Turn ons: Girls who are passionate! Being fun-loving would be great too, 'cause that's how I am. And, you know, being cute is a big, big plus...
Height: 173cm
Anything Else: I'm a really nice guy! Honestly!

[ Filter: Yuuko ]

[wrongstop.livejournal.com]

Name: Riku
Age: 16
Sign: Scorpio
Interests: Sports, sword fighting, video games. Long walks on the beach. Stuff.
Turn offs: People afraid to take chances.
Turn ons: Outgoing girls. Somewhere around the same age? Someone who wouldn't mind getting in a bit of trouble to have fun.
Height: 6'0"
Anything Else: I'm only doing this because Kairi said to.

[ Filter: Yuuko; Kanda. ]

[hold-this-a-sec.livejournal.com]

Name: Allen Walker
Age: He's gotta be 16 by now.
Sign: Y'know, I never asked. Probably a water sign.
Interests: Food, cute girls, God, dressin' conservatively, an' bein' gentlemanly to girls~
Turn offs: Cruel people and anythin' that reminds him of his horrible, painful past with his old master! He almost goes into a coma an'ya can't always wake 'im up outta it. That means ya can't give 'im anybody who'll give 'im face-eating flowers, anythin' with alcohol in it, or gives 'im the opportunity to gamble. He's scary when that happens.
Turn ons: Cute girls, church girls, nice girls, any girls, long hair, short hair, food, gambling (don't do it!). Allen's a pretty easy-going, not-picky guy!
Height: Ummmmm, I'd say 5'5".
Anything Else: Allen's really nice. I don't think he wants t'go, but that's probably just 'cause the girl he likes isn't here -- but he needs to get out more! If y'get him a nice girl, he'll definitely spend time with her since he won't want to hurt her feelings.

[ Filter: Yuuko; Allen ]

[hold-this-a-sec.livejournal.com]

Name: Kanda Yuu.
Age: 18.
Sign: Gemini! He doesn't have a twin -- but if he did, he'd definitely be the bad one.
Interests: Threatening everybody's lives an' threatenin' to stab 'em -- an' sometimes he actually tries to stab 'em. In some cases he does stab 'em.
Turn offs: Everything. ('Cept the stuff listed below.)
Turn ons: Soba, tempura, and probably nothin' else~
Height: Umm, he's a bit shorter than me, so I'd say...5'7"?
Anything Else: He's a really disagreeable guy, but he's not bad! He just needs to go with the right person. If he doesn't get the right person, Yuu probably won't go, but you've gotta try! He needs to be more social~

[ Filter: Yuuko; Allen; Kanda ]

[hold-this-a-sec.livejournal.com]

Name: Ravi!
Age: 18.
Sign: Leo. I'm on fire, yeah?
Interests: Cute girls, Yuu, Allen, my roommate (she's really cute!), Linali -- but she's not here yet, talking, reading, writing, girls, girls with short hair, girls with long hair, girls with no hair as long as they've got a cute face, and a lot more. I like a lot of things.
Turn offs: Can't think of any. Even boring people are okay!
Turn ons: Innocence~
Height: 5'8".
Anything Else: Nothin'!

[ Filter: Yuuko ]

[hold-this-a-sec.livejournal.com]

Make sure you get Allen an' Yuu a date first, okay? I don't mind!

[ Filter: Public, because Ikki doesn't know how to use them. ]

[true-genuis.livejournal.com]

Name: MIKRUA KAZUMA
Age: AKCTS LIKE HE'S -45
Sign: A SOTP SIGN
Interests: HE LIEKS TO RUN AWAY AND EAT DIRT, WEAR PINK, MAN ASS (HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH!!), FEELIGN DEPRESSED NAD LONELY BECAUSE I"M A GENUIS AND HE ISN'T, WEARING HIS SISITERS'S LCOTHES AND FRILLY APRONS!!
Turn offs: PEOPLE WHO DON"T LOO KAT HIM!!
Turn ons: MEN, AT, AGITO'S ASS, BEANIES, BEING BEANTE, BEING DITRY, BOOBS, CHIHAUAHUAS, CUDDLING WITH MEN, HODLGIN MEN, HOLDIGN HANDS, GAY PRIDE, RIANBOWS, RUNNIGN LIKE HELL, SASSY OYNG BUOYS, NAMBLA
Height: SHIT I DON"T KNOW
Anything Else: HE'S BLOND NAD LIEKS TO USE COMPUTERS!!

[ofthebirds.livejournal.com]

(*´∀｀)b

[ Filter: Yuuko-san & Ikki-kun ]

[sharkish]

Name: Mikura Kazuma. His friends call him Kazu!
Age: Um, I guess he's about fourteen now?
Sign: Aquarius.
Interests: Um, mostly right now Kazu-kun is interested in working on succeeding the flame road! He works really hard at storm riding and is very fast! Agito thinks he's a loser who always give up halfway, but I don't think that's true!! He also likes cell phones and Ikki-kun. He seems to watch movies with Spitfire-san a lot...
Turn offs: Um, being ignored. People who are mean to women.
Turn ons: Hard workers, people who don't make fun of his beanie, people who don't give up!! Brunettes and maybe redheads? Natural perms!! (It is natural, right...?)
Height: Um, I don't know. Shorter than Ikki-kun, but taller than me!
Anything Else: I don't know if Kazu-kun really needs this application, but Ikki-kun told me that he'd give me a sweet tart to write it. Please hook Kazu-kun up with someone nice, okay~? ♥

[ Filter: Yuuko-sama ]

[ofthebeast.livejournal.com]

Name: Rhode Camelot
Age: I can't remember~!
Sign: Dunno!
Interests: Games, parties, dolls, umbrellas, cake, candles, dresses, ribbons, lace, burning things, blood, Religion, and having a good time.
Turn offs: Whiny people, people with no spine, sticks in the mud, things like that.
Turn ons: Cute people, innocence, candy.
Height: 4'9"
Anything Else: Get me someone cute.

[ Filter: Ms. Ichihara ]

[lookpositive.livejournal.com]

Sorry I meant to do this like three days ago!

Name: Sora
Age: 15
Sign: Libra
Interests: Keyblades, my friends, video games, disney movies, drawing?(I'm not very good!)
Turn offs: uh. Darkness? And Larxene.
Turn ons: Nice people, people who aren't full of themselves..?
Height: 5'7"
Anything Else: Kairi suggested doing this thing, so, I am!

[Filter: Yuuko]

[enginegrease.livejournal.com]

Name: Malcolm Reynolds
Age: 40
Sign: Ox
Interests: Flying, Serenity, taking care o' people in his own way.
Turn offs: Idiocy, treachery, governments, oppression
Turn ons: Grounded type people, good sense of humour
Height: uh bout 6'5"
Anything Else: um if you could find someone who won't take offensive if he accidentally insults her, it'd probably be for the best.

[ Filter: Ms. Yuuko ]

[rekindledfaith.livejournal.com]

Name: Yuna
Age: 19
Sign: Aquarius
Interests: reading, exploring, my friends, the beach, the ocean (I miss it so much!), music
Turn offs: Cruel people
Turn ons: kindness, easy smiles, good sense of humor...
Height:5'3"
Anything Else: I can't really think of anything!

[ Filter: Yuuko ]

[letmelive]

Name: Christopher Redfield (goes by Chris)
Age: 32
Sign: Leo
Interests: guns, air force, cake, teasing me, and being a huge dork.
Turn offs: people who need to be babied, anyone I'm dating, zombies, big feet, obnoxious people and Wesker.
Turn ons: a woman who knows what she wants and can put him in his place, someone who can bake, and he's a boob man.
Height: 5'11"
Anything Else: Hopefully someone not offended by smoking, although that isn't really a requirement. I've been trying to get him to quit for years.