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[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Loveable Californian blonde seeking male basketballplaying best friend. Preferably of Hearst College. Wouldn't be a drawback if you were called Wallace Fennel, either.

Wouldn't be adverse to finding a wicked computer hacking skilled female brunette either who goes by "Mac".

No? Anyone? Bueller?

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[changings.livejournal.com]

It just wasn't on my shopping list 'til now.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

Excuses.

You could have one of mine, but since I don't know if you're a midget or not, I'm not sure it'd fit.

[changings.livejournal.com]

I'm... decidedly not a midget. It's fine, this place has gotta have a clothing store somewhere.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

How decidedly is decidedly? Oh, it does. Quite a few, actually. And I'll take your not knowing about it as you not having been to one yet, so I can show you, if you want.

I just realized we decided you're my best friend and I haven't met you yet. The internet truly does corrupt quickly.

[changings.livejournal.com]

6'5 kind of decidedly.

Anyway, I'm 103 Taurus if you decided to entirely spontaneously show up and take me shopping.

[detectflaws.livejournal.com]

... right!

When there's a knock on your door, you might have to look down. I'll be reaching up to your knees, probably.

[changings.livejournal.com]

I'll be sure to do that, then.