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[repent]

Geez, my life. One moment I'm getting my elegant on in 'Great bloody Britain' (you gotta imagine the toff accent) and the next thing they're telling me cheese ain't the only thing to come out of Switzerland, they also have huge freaking Domeworlds with Dystopia stamped all over them.

The fuck kind of place is this? And more to the point, fake sunlight - how the hell has it not been overrun by vamps already?

Still, free accommodation and internet. No cable but hey, two outta three ain't bad.

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[repent]

It's totally okay, Mr S, I'm more than used to crowded living space. I'm not sure they're all that glad but hey, what can you do?

[flameregalia]

Well, I think people are all going to show up here eventually, the good ones and the bad ones. And you can just call me Spitfire or S. I don't think I'm that much older than you.

[repent]

Spitfire it is. I had an ex with a cat named Spitfire. Speaking of, would you be totally against me using these shiny new coupons to get a puppy?

[flameregalia]

Do you think it will shed? I had a friend who had a penchant for dogs, but they were a bit of a mess.

[repent]

I like white dogs, I wear black clothes. I'm gonna try and find something that doesn't shed.

[flameregalia]

Yes, I've seen your clothes. I think we'll be all right. And a puppy will be a nice addition to the house once Kazu leaves us.

[repent]

Kinda like a replacement! Only hopefully moving around more. And furrier.

[flameregalia]

Yes, a puppy as immobile as Kazu is right now would not be much fun. Though I don't know what kind of puppy we can expect to get for free.

[repent]

I'm hoping for toilet-trained.

[flameregalia]

Judging from my experience here already, I would say that's doubtful at best.

[repent]

Great. Newspaper, then. Lots and lots of newspaper.

[flameregalia]

I think I preferred Kazu.

[repent]

Nah, dogs are the best. I'll keep him in my room to begin with, ok?

[flameregalia]

All right. By the way, I think my friend Simca is rather anxious to meet you. She'll be stopping by tomorrow, unless you have other plans?

[repent]

There are no words to express how much I do not have plans. Sounds great.

[flameregalia]

I have to warn you, though. She can be a little.. intimidating.

[repent]

Is that right? I don't intimidate easy.

[flameregalia]

She's a good person. She's just having a rough time lately, so please forgive her if she's a little short.

Maybe it's not a good idea to have her over while Kazu is still recovering..

[repent]

I have the patience of a saint but yeah, I mean, if it's gonna be bad for Kazu we could meet at a restaurant or something?

[flameregalia]

Maybe that would be better. She and Kazu have had some misunderstandings in the past.

You're so accommodating! I'm lucky to have such a nice roommate.

[repent]

Damn right. I'm just glad you're not a 400 pound dyke or twenty teenage girls, which were my last two roomy experiences.

[flameregalia]

Sounds... crowded.

[repent]

Which is why you and Kazu don't really bother me all that much.

[flameregalia]

I'm glad.