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[repent]

Geez, my life. One moment I'm getting my elegant on in 'Great bloody Britain' (you gotta imagine the toff accent) and the next thing they're telling me cheese ain't the only thing to come out of Switzerland, they also have huge freaking Domeworlds with Dystopia stamped all over them.

The fuck kind of place is this? And more to the point, fake sunlight - how the hell has it not been overrun by vamps already?

Still, free accommodation and internet. No cable but hey, two outta three ain't bad.

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[repent]

Yknow, I'm beginning to understand why you guys didn't really make it as the Big Bad.

[magicbone]

it's a good thing, okay.

[repent]

I'm getting that, yeah. Not that the bitterness and uh, blinding rage isn't entertaining! 'Cause really, it's this or watch my roomy feed some jailbait soup and cuddles.

[magicbone]

um. I'm glad we're not boring you?

[repent]

Know what? Me too! But seriously, you all need therapy, like, yesterday. It's fantastic.

[magicbone]

actually, um, that's how we all met. funny story.

[repent]

Funny like actually funny or funny like boring coincidence?

[magicbone]

boring coincidence probably.

[repent]

...Sadly, I still want to know.

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[magicbone]

um. I think my friends might hurt me if I talk about it.

[ Filter: J-man ]

[repent]

I could take the Skinless Wonder with both hands tied behind my back, and I'm tryna envision Andrew hurting someone but it's just not happening. But if you don't want to talk about it, whatever.

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[magicbone]

I actually um. don't mind talking about it. and yeah, um, slayer and all so. but both of them could probably hurt me.

sooooo let me think. um. I went to school with Buffy, I think I told you that, and um one day I tried to kill myself but she thought I was going to kill everyone else instead, but I wasn't! she saved me though. then my parents made me go to therapy. Andrew's brother was there first and um he gave me a spell that screwed me up more so I had to stay for a long time, then Warren showed up because um he was stealing stuff, I guess, I never really got the details because um. yeah. and then I was never really sure why Andrew was there, something about summoning flying monkeys and I don't know, it's Andrew. so that's how we met.

um, yeah.

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[repent]

It's like Days of our motherfucking Lives. With nerds.

I don't suppose any of you three are gonna do something really evil any time soon? I'm bored.

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[magicbone]

yeah I know. um, that's what we get for living in a tv show I guess?

...no. um. definitely not. I was never that evil, and um you know Andrew did the whole redemption thing, and Warren. uh. well. we're trying to keep Warren away from all of that stuff.

he's trying to make his dog into an evil killing machine but um it's like the sweetest dog ever, so. there's that? I'm sorry you're bored.

[repent]

I'm thinking of getting a dog myself, but I can't decide if I want cute and fluffy or mean and sexy.

So what the hell is there to do apart from fight, fuck and surf the internet? Is there a nightclub or something?

[magicbone]

good luck with the latter? um. then again Andrew's cat is like the devil, so who knows.

um...talk to people? I don't think there's much fighting, but um. I haven't seen a nightclub yet but then again I'm not really an expert. there's always exciting jobs and stuff.

[repent]

I'm not really a people person. Or a job-having person.