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[repent]

Geez, my life. One moment I'm getting my elegant on in 'Great bloody Britain' (you gotta imagine the toff accent) and the next thing they're telling me cheese ain't the only thing to come out of Switzerland, they also have huge freaking Domeworlds with Dystopia stamped all over them.

The fuck kind of place is this? And more to the point, fake sunlight - how the hell has it not been overrun by vamps already?

Still, free accommodation and internet. No cable but hey, two outta three ain't bad.

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[notwalking]

Ouch. It's a movie, but I won't hold it against you.

I understand. It's probably not kosher for me to fight a girl anyway. Got pride to spare, though, if you ever change your mind.

[repent]

Wow, I was close. And I'm kinda noticing that, about the pride thing, so I guess a little pummeling wouldn't be too bad. It's just, I'm really not meant to kill shit that isn't evil, and I really don't want B on my back again, so you can see where I'm coming from here, right?

Wait, this isn't one of those 'the joke's on you, Faith' kinda things, is it? I mean, you're not like, the lost member of Charles Xavier's School for Incredibly Arrogant Mutants?

[notwalking]

Yeah, not evil, so you can't kill me. You wouldn't do that, though. Would you?

Charles James, actually, but Xavier is a badass name. And no, I'm not a mutant. Just a boy. Trust me.

[repent]

Not anymore. I guess this could be like, a test of my control. OK, you're on, meet me outside the buildings.

[notwalking]

I look forward to it.