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indesolutionYou know, after the shit I went through when I became a grim reaper, being told that you were just a character on television and never really existed in the first place... well, it really wasn't all that fucking surprising. At least, it wasn't for me.
(But I never really existed in the first place if you wanna look at it that way.)
The more annoying part is that I'm pretty much out of a job, unless somebody here has post-it duty, which I doubt, because even then, who would even give the lists to the guy on post-it duty? There's no Jiffy Reap here in Babylon, am I right? Hell, I'm pretty sure there aren't even gravelings here, since I have yet to see somebody get crushed by a piano. No gravelings means no deaths, which means no souls to take, which means no post-its, which means I'm gonna be fucking bored.
(Would they even use post-its here? I bet Google would run their Jiffy Reap via e-mail. Hey, that would give me a bigger excuse to use Excel, and maybe Rube wouldn't be an ass about it. I mean, if Rube were here, he wouldn't be an ass about it. I kinda like this idea. Why is there no fucking reaping here?
Wait, that's right, all of that shit was imaginary. Jesus Christ.)
The food here tastes like ass. I'm not even kidding. My kingdom for the Der fucking Waffle Haus.
(But I never really existed in the first place if you wanna look at it that way.)
The more annoying part is that I'm pretty much out of a job, unless somebody here has post-it duty, which I doubt, because even then, who would even give the lists to the guy on post-it duty? There's no Jiffy Reap here in Babylon, am I right? Hell, I'm pretty sure there aren't even gravelings here, since I have yet to see somebody get crushed by a piano. No gravelings means no deaths, which means no souls to take, which means no post-its, which means I'm gonna be fucking bored.
(Would they even use post-its here? I bet Google would run their Jiffy Reap via e-mail. Hey, that would give me a bigger excuse to use Excel, and maybe Rube wouldn't be an ass about it. I mean, if Rube were here, he wouldn't be an ass about it. I kinda like this idea. Why is there no fucking reaping here?
Wait, that's right, all of that shit was imaginary. Jesus Christ.)
The food here tastes like ass. I'm not even kidding. My kingdom for the Der fucking Waffle Haus.
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Date: 2007-12-12 03:13 am (UTC)Yeah, you liked her because you didn't have to grin, call yourself "Millie Hagen", not take promotions, try very hard not to swear, and constantly lie about where the hell you were running off to yet again. She's a good person. I guess Millie likes her. George thinks she's full of shit.
Maybe I'll get some lame-ass retail job like kids my age are supposed to.
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Date: 2007-12-12 03:20 am (UTC)Sounds thrilling. Try something that won't rot your brain more than normal dome life already will.
Oh, there's a ball, by the by.
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Date: 2007-12-12 03:26 am (UTC)I'd work at a bookstore. There has to be one around here.
A ball? Am I back in fucking high school?
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Date: 2007-12-12 03:30 am (UTC)With the way folks are acting about it, yes, we're all back in fucking high school. Would you want to go?
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Date: 2007-12-12 03:34 am (UTC)Are you going? Or is that a stupid question, Georgia, of course you're not?
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Date: 2007-12-12 03:37 am (UTC)I've actually been looking to go. Surprise, surprise.
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Date: 2007-12-12 03:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-12 03:39 am (UTC)I've befriended a politician, it's made me want to be social with the people of the domes and bullshit like that. Dancing isn't so bad either. But mostly the looking pissed off.
If you change your mind.
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Date: 2007-12-12 03:46 am (UTC)I don't think so. I like to avoid awkward social situations.
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Date: 2007-12-12 03:47 am (UTC)I'll ask my roommate.
Careful, the witch will recruit you for her matchmaking service. Women aren't as plentiful here.
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Date: 2007-12-12 03:49 am (UTC)Matchmaking service? Jesus Christ.
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Date: 2007-12-12 03:50 am (UTC)Jesus fucking Christ, actually. I feel the same. And wait until the trio of annoyances appears, you'll just love them.
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Date: 2007-12-12 03:51 am (UTC)Trio of annoyances? Should I even ask?
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Date: 2007-12-12 03:54 am (UTC)Don't worry, they'll crop up somewhere, whether you want them to or not. You'll meet two of them tomorrow. They'll probably fight like little girls and I'll throw them out.
And then there's the fucking anime kids.
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Date: 2007-12-12 03:55 am (UTC)What the fuck is an anime?
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Date: 2007-12-12 03:57 am (UTC)You might like them, actually.
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Date: 2007-12-12 03:58 am (UTC)no subject
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