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We have a baby I guess. Do they really expect teenagers to be able to watch a baby?

I'm happy I don't have to do this speed-dating crap either. It's probably awkward enough when you go of your own free will.

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So there were aphrodisiacs in the water huh? I guess that explains it. That did a lot of good except the only person I want to copulate with isn't here. Not that we've gotten there yet anyway..

A couple of regular geniuses run this fucking place.

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I guess I'm getting used to this place but it's still a real mind-fuck. Classes aren't really a big deal ~~thank God for low-emphasis on English classes~~ but I'm guessing I should probably get a job sometime soon.

I keep hearing there's a party this weekend; what's that all about?

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Oh, are there any sports teams in this place? I'm dying for something to do. Football is preferred but anything else is fine.

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'Googlejournal'? What the hell is that? Did Google buy out the Russians?

Whatever. I want some answers. The people who greeted me wouldn't explain what's going on around here; so what's up? And what's all this emphasis on "breeding" anyway?

Has anyone seen a guy by the name of Metis around here either? He's a friend of mine and I haven't seen him since I got here. He's got short black hair and he probably comes off as a real piece of work ~~and he is but don't say that to him~~. Any information would be appreciated.