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[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

does anyones apartment have a detachable bathtub i can borrow


its really important

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[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

why.

[postits]

Don't mind him, he's a fuck up.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

thats what you say about me too

[postits]

Different kinds.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

whats that sposed to mean?

[postits]

You're different kinds of fuck ups. Jesus, do I have to spell everything out for you?

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

fuck off, i just meant how is he a different kind of fuck-up

[postits]

He's not drug-fucked, but you're good people, deep down in that shriveled and alcohol-soaked heart of yours.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I'm flattered. To be so young and so beyond hope when some people have to work their entire lives to achieve a fraction of this incorrigibility.

[postits]

Mr. Mears, I have a deeper insight into Mason's character than I have yours. Perhaps I have judged too soon, perhaps not. Time will tell.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Probably not.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

interesting.


and thanks i guess.

[postits]

Don't get too used to it.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

hahahaha you old softie

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I was just going to tell you all about how lax the hospital's security is but if you're gonna be an asshole about it.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

trust me, i know

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

about the hospital security system i mean. wossat got to do with reaping?

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Yeah, what could a hospital possibly have to do with death. But that wasn't actually where I was going with that, more of a conversational gambit, observing the norms of polite society, that kind of thing.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

right. of course.

did you want something i am having bathroom issues

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

I really hope you're talking about the bathtub.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

yes i am talking about my fucking bathtub which is really more a shower/tub combination which is built into the floor and thus completely fucking useless but i was trying to be somewhat subtle since rubes already been round once today and i dont feel like getting smacked in the head again

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

If it helps I don't think I blew your cover since you kind of fail at the subtlety part all on your own.

The basins in the sinks can probably be detached.

[viciouslyfucked.livejournal.com]

dyou think? i might try that. also fuck you.

[robotsexual.livejournal.com]

Careful with the pipes, there could be water issues.

[postits]

Tell me you're not too fucking stupid to realize what a bad idea that is.