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Ugh, thank you Charles. What a considerate way to introduce me to your schoolfriends.

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Gosh, I'm surprised Charlie hasn't had fifty parties with his friends-slash-followers.

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Ugh, followers? You mean when he and the captain come over and slosh wine all over our sofa? Cause like I don't really call that a party.

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We went to a prestigious boarding school, anything with alcohol and more than one person is a party.

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You'd think with that background he'd be better behaved!

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I think Charlie'd be Charlie no matter what school he went to. So you've met the Captain?

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Oh, yeah. I mean, he's cute, but like. You know.

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No? What?

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Oh, that's right, you're from like Pleasentville.

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Actually, I'm from Vermont.

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Yeah, I'm from California so it's all basically the same to me.

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Like.. They're kind of in their own world for crazy people and drunken touching, I guess.

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Right.

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I'm surprised he wasn't at the pow pow with you guys.

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Yeah, me too.

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Well, I guess they'll indoctrine you guys in eventually.

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Indoctrine? You sound like my father.

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I wasn't invited.

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How mean, Charles!

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Sorry.

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No, I don't know, Cordelia. Enlighten me.

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Oh my god, whatever, Charles.

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Why do you call me that.

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Why do you keep asking me to cook and clean when you know I'm not going to?

[notwalking]

Because eventually you will.

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You know, I don't know why they don't assign us other roommates since I'd rather chew off my own arm than do anything remotely close to breeding with you