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[classyslayer.livejournal.com]

I've only had this thing for eight hours and it's already died once.

I'm not even doing anything to it. I think it's just sensing my inherent lack of maternal warmth deep down in its little eggy circuts.

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[puppetchild.livejournal.com]

It's dead.

What am I supposed to do with it?

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[todawn.livejournal.com]

Next time, I think you need to leave the babysitting to someone else, Kairi. I know I promised while you were in gym and doing some things after school, but I think it might be dead. It won't take any food and there's little Zs coming from the black creature. Are you sure they didn't give you some kind of instruction manual to go with it?

All I can think of looking at this is how I'm glad I'm never planning on having children. You hear that, Babylon? No plans here, sorry for wasting your time.

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[albatrossish]

Sun's coming out.

一

[doctorish]

Is it true that there's no sky here?  This is distressing.  Although, personally, I don't mind being landlocked again.  On Earth that was... that apparently is again.  Of all places.



I stand corrected.  This is what going mad must feel like.

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[calcjock.livejournal.com]

'Googlejournal'? What the hell is that? Did Google buy out the Russians?

Whatever. I want some answers. The people who greeted me wouldn't explain what's going on around here; so what's up? And what's all this emphasis on "breeding" anyway?

Has anyone seen a guy by the name of Metis around here either? He's a friend of mine and I haven't seen him since I got here. He's got short black hair and he probably comes off as a real piece of work and he is but don't say that to him. Any information would be appreciated.

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[dontpatthebunny.livejournal.com]

I fail to see how this kawaii electronic device is meant to be a suitable representation of a young human. It doesn't respond to discipline, for one thing. I gave it the thorough spanking it was just asking for and it only beeped at me more! And how am I going to support the two of us on this paltry income! Waitressing will hardly put it through college and so far it has shown no signs of genius which would earn it the necessary scholarships. Being a single mother is difficult and unrewarding and the lousy man who saddled me with this responsibility ought to be enshrouded in sackcloth drenched in his own dried and uncomfortably flakey blood!

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[tothegloryof.livejournal.com]

i have a baby!

it's cute~

they gave it to me when i arrived, i'm trying to teach it to make a song. can you teach electronic pet babies how to sing? it would be sad if they couldn't. q(.A.)p

i-i should introduce myself shouldn't i. hiiiii, i'm kururu. i think maybe you know a lot of my friends already, i'm always late everywhere so i guess they aren't too surprised to see me coming late again.

i'm sorry if i scared you, setsuna, i didn't mean to :x they just assigned me here, i'm sorry!


it's nice to meet you! ♥

Discipline.

[victoryflare]

My injuries were hardly comparable to the horrific experience remaining in that hospital was. However, it looks like there was some excitement while I was kept away. Some of the culpurits were even school-aged. Something really ought to be done to keep these children from acting out again. We need harsher punishments in this new world if we want to establish real order. Of course, I wouldn't say these things without a plan. Hibari, I'm returning to school. Spare me an hour of your time to hear something inventive I'd like us to carry out. Don't worry, of course, I'm fully prepared to handle the details. You're welcome to do as you do best; enforce order.


This apartment is a wreck.