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I guess that compared to all the men in the world being wiped out in an instant this doesn't register quite as high on the Richter scale of fucked up shit, but Jesus.

Of course it was all fake. One of the great cliches, right? Not if you were the last man on Earth. Well, at least it didn't seem like some testosterone-driven fantasy. Yorick was— well, Yorick. One of the good guys, I guess, if there'd been any left to compare him to. I don't suppose anyone could tell me if he's here? Don't go to too much trouble, I've spent the last five years of my life tracking his ass down in one way or another, I think I'm due for a break. But are there really like, superheroes and shit around? 'Cause he'd piss himself. My brother's kind of a huge loser about that stuff.

My roommate's some guy named Bobby? There doesn't really seem to be anyone living here though. I mean besides me, now. I guess.

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